The Best Chelsea Quotes

Chelsea: [seeing a news report] Ugh, there goes my appetite.
Max: Reality check, Chels. That's just a load of media hype. An urban legend.
Chelsea: I don't know, Max. Remember that girl Sally who disappeared last month? Maybe giant rats got her.
Dana: The only giant rat around here is Terry McGinnis.
Chelsea: He blipped you off again?
Dana: Big time.

Chelsea: [she and other students are planning to attend Howard's party] If you're not too busy being Mr. Host, maybe I can pry you away from Cynthia for a dance.
[puts her hand on his shoulder]
Howard: You're talking to Howard Groote. All things are possible.
[Terry notices Cynthia giving Chelsea an angry look, she squeezes Howard's notebook so tightly it cracks]

Nelson: Not for the stiff. What do you need to contact a dead guy for? Wouldn't you rather have a live one... Like me?
[Girls move the Ouija board to "No"]
Chelsea: The board has spoken, creep!
[the girls laugh]
Nelson: Oh yeah?
[Nelson kicks the board away]
Nelson: Well, now Nelson has spoken.

Chelsea's: What's wrong with you? That was a Foley original! Cost me 80 grand. Get back in the house.
Chelsea: What happened? What did I do?
Chelsea's: Don't play games with me, young lady. Move!

Chelsea: What is that?
Spellbinder: An adventure.

Terry: I've been looking all over for you.
Dana: Look somewhere else. As far as you're concerned, I'm not here.
Chelsea,25898: Ooh.
Terry: Listen, I'm sorry. Mr. Wayne needed me again last night. I... I don't blame you for being mad.
Dana: Mad? Ter, I am way beyond mad. I've tried to be patient.
Terry: And you've been great. You've always been there for me.
Dana: So what do I get in return? Broken dates, broken promises. You care more about your dumb job than you do about me.
Terry: Dana, I have responsibilities now. My mom and brother depend on me. What do you want?
Dana: Someone who occasionally will be there for me.
Terry: [trying to follow as she leaves] Dana, wait.
Chelsea: Uh-uh. Girl time.
Max: Too bad you can't tell Dana what you've really been doing at night.

Howard: Yo, Chelsea, I saved that dance for you.
Chelsea: Get a life, toy boy.