The Best Dayanara Diaz Quotes

Dayanara: How do you deal with that, the oxygen thing?
Maria: Ran away. And I got my nipple pierced.
Dayanara: Hmm, I was thinking of shaving my head or dying my hair crazy colors.
Maria: That's a better idea. My nipple got infected.

Lorna: [to new inmate having just been slapped by an older inmate] A friend of yours?
Dayanara: No... it's my mom.

Dayanara: I hear they're setting up a call center.
Marisol: With my sexy voice, I'll be making mad commissions.
Gloria: Commissions. Right. You get ten percent of nothing on every nothing you nothing.

Dayanara: I just thought we could hang out, burn your ugly face inside my brain, so I can remember you when it's too peaceful around here.

Dayanara: We are the focus group

Dayanara: Wow! This is a big knife.
Gloria: You know what? Why don't you go stir the pot? 'Coz you're good at that.

Lorna: Oh, you don't know my Vinnie.
Dayanara: I don't have to. They're all the same. As soon as shit gets real, they run. Even if they only have one fucking leg.