The Best Deborah Byrnes Quotes

Deborah: No. We are not going to cancel the rehearsal for some stupid cat.
Jack: Stupid cat? How could you say that? That cat's been like a brother to you. And we're supposed to just let him wander the streets without food, water or toilet?
[looking around the house]
Jack: Denny. DENNY?
Denny: Right here, dad.
Jack: Okay, you're going to fill in as the ring bearer for now...
Denny: What? No, I'm not wearing that stupid pillow thing on my head.
Jack: Oh yes you damn well will!