The Best Dildano Quotes

Dildano: Long live the revolution!

Dildano: The time is right. The Queen is in her Chamber of Dreams.

Barbarella: I suppose you realize you've saved my life.
Dildano: A life without cause is a life without effect.
Barbarella: Well, I'm sure I could get you a substantial recompense from my government.
Dildano: Earth woman, shall I tell you what I would like?
Barbarella: I think I know.
[Barbarella starts to undress]
Dildano: No! No, not like that! Like on Earth, on-on Earth, the pill! I-I have the pill.
Barbarella: But, eh, couldn't we do it your way? Eh, I don't want to change your traditions.
Dildano: I'm not a savage! The pill!
Barbarella: Alright.
Dildano: Five years, I've waited for this experience.
[Dildano takes a pill]
Barbarella: Oh, wait!
[Barbarella takes a pill]

Dildano: Are you typical of Earth women?
Barbarella: I'm about average.

Dildano: [radioing instructions to the rebel army] And our password will be... Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
Barbarella: You mean the secret password is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?
Dildano: Exactly.