The Best Eric Quotes

Angela: I'm telling you, I saw something in the woods!
Eric: It's okay, baby. I believe you.
Jessica: No he doesn't. He's just trying to get lucky.
Angela: It was jet black and huge. On all fours it was still taller than a human.
Jessica: A bear, maybe?
Mike: Or an alien. You're lucky you didn't get probed.
Jessica: Yeah, like that would happen.
Angela: Well, I saw it.
Bella: You know, you're not the only one. My dad's been getting reports down at the station. Something like 5 hikers been killed by a bear, but they can't find the bear.
Angela: Hm.
Eric: Hahahaha. Last time you clowns doubt my girlfriend!

Alice: I've decided to throw a party.
Jasper: After all, how many times are we going to graduate high school.
[Edward scoffs]
Angela: A party at your place?
Jessica: I've never seen your house.
Eric: No one's ever seen their house.
Edward: Another party Alice?
Alice: It'll be fun.
Bella: Yeah. That's what you said last time.
[Alice slumps back, has a vision]
Bella: [trying to distract her from Alice] Hey Angela.
Angela: Yeah?
Bella: You need some help with those?

Mike: So listen... Now that you're talking again... And eating... You know
[pokes Bella's stomach]
Mike: You gotta get that protein in there. You know I was just wondering if you wanted to go see a movie with me.
Bella: Yeah... Sure. Yeah I do.
Mike: Okay... We could check out "Love spelled backwards is love" You know, it's a dumb title, but, um, it's a romantic comedy, it's suppose to be...
Bella: No. No romance. Uh, well, how about "Face Punch" You heard of that?
Mike: Well, it's an action movie.
Bella: Yeah, it's perfect. With guns... adrenaline... it's my thing.
Mike: Okay...
Bella: We should get a bunch of people... You guys wanna go see "Face Punch" ?
Eric: Yeah! Hey, Mike, remember we were suppose to watch that? The trailer's all like "* Pew, pew!* Punch his face in"
Jessica: Movie night with Bellllllaaaaaaa
[Rolls eyes]