The Best James McCallister Quotes

[Brandon asks Baby James what piece of chicken does he want to eat]
Brandon: Yo, James. What you in the mood for, man? Breast, wing?
James: Anything but a thigh, man.

[Brandon makes a comment on Chris killing the wasted]
Brandon: Back at that taco stand, you showed some skill taking out the wasted.
Chris: Wasted?
Brandon: Yeah, the first one we saw, we thought it was a guy who had too many. You know, he was stumbling.
James: Till he took out one of our bros. Never making that mistake again.

[Baby James sees Travis sit next to him with a gun in his hand]
James: What's with the gun?
Travis: Your buddies, they want to put you down. They're saying that you'd understand.
James: Why do you think I agreed to get in the truck?

[Baby James tells Travis that he's dead weight]
Travis: You're not sick.
James: [James chuckles] What do you call this?
Travis: You're not dying. You're gonna get better. All you need is time.
James: No, it doesn't matter. What matters is they think I'm dying. That's the deal. I'm dead weight.

[Brandon's friend Derek tells Chris a drunk story about Baby James]
Derek: James is blackout drunk, right. He comes staggering out of the room. He's grinning, but he's got lipstick smeared all over his face.
James: That's not the only place I had lipstick, first of all.
Derek: Oh, okay, then you're a contortionist, bro, because you were in there alone.
Chris: He was alone in there?
Derek: He was alone.
James: She climbed out the window, man.
Derek: Big Betsy D'Angelo?
James: Yeah.
Derek: She's not climbing out of any tiny window, bro. You're suspect. She's a fat-bottomed girl.
Chris: [Chris chuckles] No.
James: It's more cushion for the pushin', okay?

[Brandon asks Chris how many of the infected has he killed]
Brandon: [Brandon looks to Chris] Where'd you learn to kill? Your pops?
Travis: It just came to him like it comes to all of us. Necessity.
Brandon: [Brandon looks to Travis] How many you done?
Travis: I don't count.
Brandon: [Brandon looks back to Chris] Killer Chris?
Chris: 17.
James: Damn, son.
James: That's a healthy number.

[Baby James begs for Brandon not to kill him]
James: No. No, man. Brandon. Just don't do this.
Brandon: I'm sorry, bro.
Travis: [Travis shouts] Leave him with me.
James: Look, I can get better. Just give me a little more time. I promise.
Travis: [Travis yells] Brandon, don't!
Brandon: Shut up!
James: [James cries] I'm begging you, man.
Brandon: Both of you.
Travis: [Travis pleads with his son] Chris, don't let them do this.
James: [James begs for his life] Show me mercy!
[as Brandon shoots James in the head]

[Derek and Brandon attend to Baby James' gunshot wound]
Derek: You okay, bro?
Brandon: My man can take the pain.
James: What pain?
Brandon: [Brandon chuckles] Exactly.

[Brandon asks Baby James if he found any marijuana at the farm]
Brandon: Baby James, tell me they got weed growing in those fields.
James: There is a hand pump out back. It's well water, though.
Derek: Montezuma's revenge, bro. No, thank you.