The Best Joe Cocker Quotes

Rob: He just flew in from London. He's a super rock star, he needs no introduction! Ladies and gentlemen, here he is!
Joe: [singing] What would you do if I sang out of tune Would you stand up and walk out on me? Well, lend me your ear and I'll sing you a song I will try not to sing out of key, yeah.
Joe: Oh, baby I get by with a little help from my friends Well, most of all I wanna get high!
Toni: By with a little help from my friends
Joe: You know I wanna get my friends
Toni: By with a little help from my friends
Joe: Oh oh oh, whoa yeah! What do I do when my love is away?
Toni: Does it worry you to be alone?
Joe: No, no How do I feel at the end of the day?
Toni: Are you sad 'cause you're on your own?
Joe: Oh whoa oh, baby, I...
Toni: Get by with a little help from my friends
Joe: Oh, dont you know I wanna get high
Toni: By with a little help from my friends
Joe: Whoa whoa whoa, I get by...
Toni: By with a little help from my friends
Joe: [Cocker chugs a can of beer back and lets it drip all over himself]
Toni: Do you need anybody - whoo!
Joe: [softly] I just need someone to love
Toni: Could it be anybody?
Joe: All I need is someone, whoa oh oh oh, yeah! whoa oh oh oh, yeah! Baby, I...
Toni: Get by with a little help from my friends
Joe: [Cocker stands up on one foot, performs a 720-degree spin and flips himself to the ground]
Toni: Get by with a little help from my friends
Joe: [Cocker cradles himself on the ground, rocks back and forth, then falls off the apron onto the audience's feet. He climbs back up, lies on his back, spins himself once, then chugs the beer again and spits it out with geyser-like proportions]