The Best John Burton Quotes

DCI: [looking at the seemingly blank pages recovered from an old and very damaged journal] Are they all like this?
John: [nodding] All.
[Cassie sighs]
John: So then we scanned them with infrared.
[John leads Cassie, Sunny, and Kelly to a computer monitor showing the pages]
John: Still unreadable. So then we tried them with luminescence.
[Taps the keyboard, revealing images of the pages with now visible writing]
DCI: [softly] Oh, wow.
John: I always like this bit.
DCI: How do you do that?
John: Oh, certain materials have the ability to change incident visible wavelengths into longer invisible reflected ones if you shine a luminescent infrared light at them. Ink is one of them.
DCI: [grinning] I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, but I've slightly fallen in love with you.