The Best Mr. Roper Quotes

Mr. Roper: Are you really going to use your fucking lizard as an excuse to get out of work again?
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: I am.
Mr. Roper: OK. Look, you retard. And I can say retard because my gardner is a huge one. I know all about you. You think you can't get fired 'cause you have seniority? Ha ha ha. OK, technically you're correct, but that doesn't mean I have to help you.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: So, to be clear, that's a nay nu on the paycheck?