The Best Pat Carter Quotes

Pat: You're just a stupid piece of junk, aren't you?
Don: It all depends upon your point of view.

Pat: It doesn't matter whether it can foretell the future. What matters is whether you believe more in luck and in fortune than you do in yourself. You can decide your own life. You have a mind, a wonderful mind. Don't destroy it trying to justify that cheap penny fortune machine to yourself. We can have a wonderful life together... if we make it wonderful ourselves. I don't want to know what's going to happen. I want us to make it happen together.

[Don has been obsessing over the devil-headed fortune telling machine]
Pat: Don, it's just a napkin holder in a little cafe in Ridgeview, Ohio.