150 Best Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Quotes

Elizabeth: You will listen to me! LISTEN! The other ships will still be looking to us, to the Black Pearl, to lead, and what will they see? Frightened bilgerats aboard a derelict ship? No, no they will see free men and freedom! And what the enemy will see, they will see the flash of our cannons, and they will hear the ringing of our swords, and they will know what we can do! By the sweat of our brow and the strength of our backs and the courage in our hearts! Gentlemen, hoist the colors!

Lord: [Jack is about to light a cannon that's pointed at the mast] You're mad.
Jack: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work.
[fires the cannon, which catapults him onto his ship, landing safely on his feet behind his crew]
Jack: And that was without even a single drop of rum.

Barbossa: There's not been a gatherin' like this in our lifetime.
Jack: And I owe them all money...

- Heady tonic,holding life and death in the palm of one's hand.
- You're a cruel man,Jack Sparrow.
- Cruel is a matter of perspective.
- Is it?

- Him was a man...
- ...once.
- Now there's boats coming.
- They're not a threat to us. Am I right?
- We are nothing but ghosts to them.
- It's best just let them be.

- or rather,damsel in distress?
- Either one.
- No.
- Well,then, you wouldn't be here,would you?
- So you can't be here.
- Q.E.D.,you're not really here.
Elizabeth: Jack.
- Jack
- This is real. We're here.

Elizabeth: [of the Pirate Lords and their crews fighting each other] This is madness.
Jack: This is politics.

- No!
[All] Part of the crew.
- Part of the ship,part of the crew.
- Part of the ship,part of the crew.
- Don't leave me.
- Don't. No!
- I won't leave you.

- Shoot him,cut out his tongue,then shoot his tongue. And trim that beard.
- Sao Feng would've agreed with Barbossa.
- Calypso was our enemy then, she will be our enemy now.
- It's unlikely her mood's improved.
- I would still agree with Sao Feng.
- We release Calypso.
- You threaten me?
- I silence you.

- You're in my way,boy.
- The code.
- The code.
- As set forth by Morgan and Bartholomew.

- This is the thief.
- Is his face familiar to you?
- Then I guess he has no further need for it.
- No,no!

- And what fate have you planned for your captors?
- The Brethren Court?
- All of them,the last thing they will learn in this life...
- ...is how cruel I can be.
- And what of your fate,Davy Jones?
- My heart will always belong to you.

- Now up...
- ...is down.

Jack: What? You've seen it all, done it all. Survived. That's the trick isn't it? To survive?
Captain: It's not just about living forever, Jackie. The trick is still living with yourself forever.

- I'm standing with them.
- I'm sorry,Jack,but there is an old friend who wants to see you first.
- I'm not certain I can survive any more visits from old friends.
- Here is your chance to find out.

- Undone.
- Done.
- Jack's one of the nine pirate lords.
- You have no right.
- King.
- As you command,your nibs.
- Blackguard!
- If ye have something to say,
- I might be saying something as well.
- First to the finish,then?

- We will expect fair value in return.
- There is only one price I will accept: Calypso murdered.
- Calypso's aboard the Black Pearl.
- Jack has sailed the Black Pearl to Shipwreck Cove.
- And with you no longer aboard her, how do you propose to lead us there?

- You've doomed us all.
- Don't be so unkind.
- You may not survive to pass this way again, and these be the last friendly words you'll hear.
- Tie her off.
- Hard aport.
- Hold on!

Barbossa: Dying is the day worth living for.

- We have a favorable wind,sir.
- Oh,so we do.
- Signal Jones to give no quarter.
- That should brighten his day.
- To arms! We give no quarter!
- Calypso.

- Calypso.
- She's taking us down! Make quick or it's the Locker for us all!

Officer: Which ship do we follow?
Lord: Signal the Dutchman to track down Sao Feng. We follow the Pearl. How soon can we have the ship ready to pursue?
Officer: [Officer looks back towards a cracking sound, and watches as the large mast falls down. He looks toward the Black Pearl admiringly] Do you think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?

- Goodbye,poppet.
- Jack.
- Jack
- It would never have worked out between us.
- Keep telling yourself that,darling.
- Once was quite enough.
- Thank you.

- Tia Dalma.
- Tia Dalma
- Calypso.
- When the Brethren Court imprisoned you, who was it that told them how?
- Who was it that betrayed you?
- Name him.
- Davy Jones.
- Davy Jones
- This is it! This is it!

[Jack is about to eat a peanut when a shot is heard. He falls to the ground to reveal ANOTHER Jack Sparrow]
Jack: [picking up the peanut] MY peanut!

- Summoning the Brethren Court, then,is it?
- It's our only hope,lad.
- That's a sad commentary in and of itself.
- The world used to be a bigger place.
- The world's still the same.
- There's just... less in it.

- I'm not going to kill you.
- I made you a promise.
- Missed.
- Did you forget?
- I'm a heartless wretch.

- You come into my city and you betray my hospitality.
- I assure you I had no idea...
- That he would get caught!
- You intend to attempt the voyage to Davy Jones' Locker.
- But I cannot help but wonder...
- Why?

- You may kiss...
- Just kiss.

Captain: [about Barbossa] Shoot him!
Captain: Cut out his tongue!
Jack: Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!

- Not sunset.
- Sundown.
- And rise. Up.
- What's that?
- What is that?
- I don't know. What do you think?
- Where?
- There.

- Go!
- Harridan! You'll see no mercy from me.
- That's why I brought this.

Beckett's Entourage: A breadcrumb trail.
- And we're meant to follow.
- A betrayer among them?
- Or a trap?
- A gambit by a skilled opponent.
- Adjust course,lieutenant.
- Sir?
- We can only hope to reach our destination before they run out of bodies.

- Not more requisition orders.
- No,sir.
- Execution.
- The Brethren know they face extinction.
- All that remains is for them to decide where they make their final stand.

- Will?
- Will?
- Look at me! Stay with me!
- You're all right.
- William?
- William?
- My son.
- Will? Will?
- Look at me. Look at me!
- You will not forestall my judgment.

- Orders,sir.
- Sir!
- Cap'n.
- Fire.
- Fire!
- Fire!
- Fire!
- Fire,all!

- Sparrow.
- Sparrow
Jack: Yo ho,yo ho
- A pirate's life for me
- We're devils and black sheep
- Really bad eggs
- Drink up,me hearties
- Yo ho
- DrinK up, me hearties, Yo ho
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Jack: [as the real Jack escapes the brig] I miss him already
Jack: He was quite charming, wasn't he?
Jack: NOBODY MOVE! I've dropped me brain.

- Jack Sparrow is taken,body and soul, to a place not of death,but punishment.
- The worst fate a person can bring upon himself...
- ...stretching on forever.
- That's what awaits at Davy Jones' Locker.
- Yeah. I knew there was a good reason.

- Yes,sir,I know,but why?
- Why would he do that?
- Because he's a lummox,isn't he?
- We shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited.
- Shoo.
- A rock.

Jack: Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig.

- Boo!
- Company! Make ready. Set. Fire!
- Company!
- Make ready. Set.
- Fire!

- No wind.
- Of course,there's no bloody wind.
- My soul I do swear for a breeze.
- Gust. Whisper. A tiny,miniature lick.

Jack: We must fight... to run away!

- Ah. Love.
- A dreadful bond.
- And yet,so easily severed.
- Tell me,William Turner, do you fear death?
Jack: Do you?

Will: [during the final battle] Elizabeth Swann, do you take me to be your husband?
Elizabeth: I do.
Will: Great!
[more fighting]
Elizabeth: Will Turner, do you take me to be your wife, in sickness and in health, with health being less likely?
Will: I do.
[more fighting]
Barbossa: As Captain, I now pronounce you...
[interrupted by fighting]
Barbossa: You may kiss...
[more fighting]
Barbossa: ...You may kiss...
[more fighting]
Barbossa: ...JUST KISS!

Will: I'm losing her, Jack. Every step I make for my father is a step away from Elizabeth.
Jack: Mate, if you choose to lock your heart away you'll lose it for certain.

- What are they waiting for?
- He expects us to honor our agreement.
[Man] Ready guns and gun ports.
- It's nothing personal,Jack.
- It's just good business.

- And what makes you think
- I need protecting?
- Your master's expecting us.
- And an unexpected death'd cast a slight pall on our meeting.
[Man 2] Pick those feet up!
- On the double!
- Eyes front!

Jack: Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that one before.

Barbossa: [Jack and Barbossa see the dead Kraken] Still thinkin' of running, Jack? Think you can outrun the world? You know the problem with being the last of anything, by and by there be none left at all.
Jack: Sometimes things come back mate. We're livin' proof, you and me.
Barbossa: Aye, but that's a gamble of long odds, ain't it? There's never a guarantee of comin' back. But passin' on, that's dead certain.
Jack: Summoning the brethren court then, is it?
Barbossa: It's our only hope, lad.
Jack: That's a sad commentary in and of itself.
Barbossa: The world used to be a bigger place.
Jack: World's still the same. There's just less in it.

- ...and someone must speak the words: "Calypso,I release you from your human bonds."
- Is that it?
- 'Tis said it must be spoken as if to a lover.
[All] Ooh!
- Calypso,I release you from your human bonds!

Gibbs: Secure provisions and stow the cargo.
- There's no place left for Sao Feng to cower.
- Do you think he will honor the call?
- I cannot say.
- There's an evil on these seas that even the most staunch and bloodthirsty pirates have come to fear.

- To stations!
- All hands to stations!
- Huh?
- Rudder full. Hard aport! Gather way.
- Nay! Belay that!
- Let her run straight and true!
- Blimey.

Jack: How's mum?
[Captain Teague holds up a decayed shrunken head]
Jack: [revolted] ... She looks great.

- No!
- Oi. My pistol.
- Turner.
- Turner
- Fire!
- Thank you,Jack.

'Bootstrap': [to Will] Orders, Captain?
Will: You're no longer bound to the Dutchman. You're free.
'Bootstrap': Aye. And 'tis a fine thing. But by my reckoning, I've still a debt to pay... if you'll have me.
Will: [smile] To the wheel, then, Mr. Turner.
'Bootstrap': Aye, Captain Turner.
[takes the wheel, then notices Will and Elizabeth exchanging sad glances]
'Bootstrap': This ship, it has a duty. And where we are bound, she cannot come. One day at shore... ten years at sea. It's a heavy price for what's been done.
Will: Depends on the one day.

- That's the only reason
- I came on this voyage.
- Why didn't you tell me you were planning this?
- It was my burden to bear.
- He needs the Pearl.
- Captain Turner needs the Pearl.
- And you felt guilty.
- And you and your Brethren Court.
- Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

[last lines]
Jack: Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

[Squawks] Uh-oh.
- Fire in the hole.

[Man] It always takes me about a week to get my sea legs.
- I was throwing up horribly the last time.

- I do not love you.
- Many things you were,Davy Jones.
- But never cruel.
- You have corrupted your purpose...
- ...and so your self.
- And you did hide away what should always have been mine.

- Leave it.
- You can do nothing without the key.
- I already have the key.
- No,you don't.
- Oh,that key.

[Teague beckons forth the dog with the keys, last left on the cannibal island]
Ragetti: Is that... can't be.
Pintel: How?
Captain: Sea turtles, mate.

Lord: Jack, I just remembered... I have this magic compass that points to whatever I want. So what do I need YOU for?
[aims his gun at Sparrow]
Jack: It points to the thing you want the most, and that is NOT Shipwreck Cove.
Lord: Then what is, Jack?
Jack: Me... dead.

- It will all have to be redone.
- All of it.
- And let this serve as a lesson to the lot of you.
- Doldrums,sir, has the entire crew on edge.
- I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots, and no more patience to pretend otherwise.
- Gentlemen,I wash my hands of this weirdness.

- to ensure that the pirates then come outside."
- And you can accomplish all this?
- You may kill me, but you may never insult me.
- Who am I?
- I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
- Done!

- Yes,I know your son.
- William.
- William
- He's coming for me.
- Wait and see.
- You'll see.
- He promised.

- Is that it?
- No,no,no. He didn't say it right.
- He didn't...
- You have to say it right.
- Calypso...
- ...I release you from your human bonds.

Will: [his last lines] Keep a weather eye on the horizon.

- Haul together haul together,
- Hoist the colors high hoist the Colors high.
- Lord Beckett!
- They've started to sing,sir.
- Finally.
- Thieves and beggars
- Never shall we die never shall we die.

- With our own eyes.
- To help put an ease to our burden of guilt,so to speak.
- Ah.
- Feast your eyes upon this,mateys.
- There's more than one way to live forever.
- Gents,I give you the Fountain of Youth.

Jack: [examining the map] Up is down. That's just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?
Miniature: [voice] Clear as mud, Jackie...
Jack: What? Eh?
Miniature: [appearing from Jack's left dreadlocks] Stab the heart.
Miniature: [appearing from Jack's right dreadlocks] Don't stab the heart.
Jack: Come again?
Miniature: The Dutchman must have a captain...
Jack: Well that's even more than less than unhelpful.
Miniature: Sail the seas for eternity.
Jack: [smiling] I love the sea...
Miniature: What about port?
Jack: I prefer rum... Rum's good.
Miniature: Making port, where we can get rum and sultry wenches... once every ten years.
Miniature: What'd he say?
Jack: Once every ten years.
Miniature: Ten years is a long time, mate.
Jack: Even longer, given the deficit of rum.
Miniature: ...But eternity is longer still.
Miniature: And how'll you be spending it? Dead?
Miniature: ...Or not... The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow.
Jack: Ooh, I like that.
Miniature: [looking out to the sea] Come sunset and it won't matter.
Jack: [realizing] ... Not sunset... Sundown! And Rise... Up!

- Eerie.
- That's downright macabre.
- I wonder what would happen if you dropped a cannonball on one of them?

- Thank you,sir.
- But I prefer to remain with my crew.
- Elizabeth.
- Elizabeth
- I swear.
- I did not know.
- Know what?
- Which side you chose?
- Well,now you do.

Davy: [upon seeing Elizabeth on the ship] Harridan! You'll see no mercy from me!
Elizabeth: That's why I brought this.
[drawing her sword to fight]
Davy: [Will stabs Davy Jones with a sword from behind] Missed! Did you forget, I'm a heartless wretch!
Davy: [seeing Will looking at Elizabeth] Ah, love; a dreadful bond, and yet, so easily severed. Tell me, William Turner: do you fear death?
Jack: Do you?
Davy: [Turns to see Jack holding the heart]
Jack: Heady tonic, holding life and death in the palm of one's hand.
Davy: [sneering] You've a cruel mind, Jack Sparrow.
Jack: Cruel is a matter of perspective.

Gibbs: Well, slap me thrice and hand me to me mama!

- Impossible.
- Boat.
- Slap me thrice and hand me to me mama. It's Jack.

[Man] Swing her over.
- Ready those lines.

- Main battery at the ready!
- Hold there!
- Wait till we're board-and-board.
- Fire!
- Fire!
- Fire! Fire all!
- Fire!
- Fire!

- We're through. Make ready.
- Hurry now.
- Do you think because she is a woman we would not suspect her of treachery?
- Well,when you put it that way...
- Remove. Please.

- Now we're being followed by rocks.
- Never had that before.
- Oh.
- A rope.

- Captain Turner!
- Mr. Gibbs.
- Cap'n?
- You may throw my hat if you like.
- Aye,aye,cap'n.
- Hooray!
- Now go and get it.

Jack: Done?
Lord: Done. Although if I kill you, then I can use the compass to find my way to Shipwreck Cove.
[raises his gun]
Lord: Cut out the middle man, as it were.
Jack: Without me, you'd arrive at the Cove and find it a fortress, nigh-impregnable, able to withstand a blockade for years. Then you'll be wishing "Oh, if only there was someone I hadn't killed inside, to make sure the pirates come OUTside..."
Lord: And you can do this?
Jack: You may kill me, but you can never insult me. Who am I?
[Beckett falters, confused]
Jack: [put out] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!

- He's rocking the ship.
- We'll tie each other to the mast upside down, so when the boat flips we'll be the right way up.
- Time it with the swell.
- Loose the cannons,you lazy bilge rats.
- Unstow the cargo. Let it shift.

- Will!
- Will!
[Man] Look out! Look behind you!
- Ready!
- Fire.
- Chart!

- Bootstrap?
- Bootstrap.
- Bill Turner?
- Bill Turner?
[Man] Bootstrap.

- Is that it?
- Why,she's no help at all.
- What now?
- Nothing.
- Our final hope has failed us.

Jack: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded.
[looks at Elizabeth; Will looks at her; she looks around, guiltily]
Jack: Oh, she's not told you. You'll have loads to talk about while you're here.
Jack: [to Tia Dalma] As for you...
Tia: Now, don't tell me you didn't enjoy it at the time.
Jack: Fair enough. You're in.
[begins going down the line of pirates on the beach]
Jack: [to Ragetti] Don't need you, you scare me. Gibbs, you can come. Marty, Cotton... Cotton's parrot, I'm a little iffy... At least I'll have someone to talk to.
[to Tai Huang]
Jack: Who are you?
Tai: Tai Huang. These are my men.
Jack: Where does your allegiance lie?
Tai: With the highest bidder.
Jack: I have a ship.
Tai: That makes you the highest bidder.
Jack: Good man. Weigh anchor, all hands! Prepare to make sail!
[takes out compass]
Cotton's: Weigh anchor!
Barbossa: [pats the charts in his hands] Jack... Which way ya goin', Jack?

Lord: [during parlay] Advise your brethren. You can fight, and all of you will die... or you can not fight, in which case only most of you will die.
Elizabeth: You murdered my father.
Lord: He chose his own fate.
Elizabeth: And you have chosen yours. We will fight. And you will die.

- Why I could not leave Jack to his well-deserved fate.
- It took nine pirate lords to bind you,Calypso.
- And it'll take no less than nine to set you free.
- Masters Pintel and Ragetti.
- Take this fishwife to the brig.
- Right this way,Mrs. Fish.

- Take it!
- You are captain now.
- Me?
- Go in my place to Shipwreck Cove.
- Captain! The ship is taken.
- We cannot...
- Forgive me... Calypso.

- Jones is a loose cannon,sir.
- Fetch the chest.
- And the governor?
- He's been asking questions about the heart.
- Does he know?
- Then perhaps his usefulness has run its course.

- Poisoned. Fouled by the body.
- Eh,I know him. He was in Singapore!
[Squawks] Singapore.
- Captain!
- Hoy!
- We got company!

Captain: Who is this traitor?
Barbossa: Not likely one among us.
Elizabeth: Where's Will?
Jack: Not among us.

- There's fresh water on this island.
- We can resupply there and get back to shooting each other later.
- You lead the shore party.
- I'll stay with my ship.
- I'll not be leaving my ship in your command.
- Why don't you both go ashore and leave the ship in my command.
- Temporarily.

- Calypso!
- I come before you as but a servant, humble and contrite.
- I have fulfilled me vow and now ask your favor.
- Spare meself,me ship,me crew...
- ...but unleash your fury upon those who dare pretend themselves your masters...
- ...or mine.

Jack: He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl,
Jack: [to Elizabeth] and you felt guilty,
Jack: [to Barbossa] and you and your Brethren Court.
Jack: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
[Everyone looks around. Pintel, Ragetti, and Jack the Monkey cautiously raise their hands]
Jack: I'm standing over there with them.

[Man laughs] Strike your colors, you blooming cockroaches.
[Man 2] Dead men tell no tales.

- It's always belonged to you.
- Will you keep it safe?
- Yes.
- Yes.
- Will!
- Will!
- Keep a weather eye on the horizon.

Cabin: [sung] The King and his men stole the Queen from her bed /And bound her in her bones./ The seas be ours and by the powers/ Where we will, we'll roam.
[joined by other prisoners]
Cabin: Yo ho, all hands, hoist the colours high/ Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die!/ Yo ho, haul together, hoist the colours high/ Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die!

- Then he knows the value of information.
- Better keep this between ourselves.
- We don't want anyone running off to Singapore,do we?
- Ah,admiral.
- You summoned me,Lord Beckett.
- Yes. Something for you there.
- Your new station deserves an old friend.

Jack: I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.

Captain: There has not been a king since the first brethren court, and that is not likely to change!
Captain: Not likely.
Elizabeth: Why not?
Gibbs: Because the pirate king is elected by popular vote...
Barbossa: ...and each pirate only votes for himself
Jack: I call for a vote.
[Barbossa rolls his eyes as Captain Teague starts playing the guitar]
Captain: I vote for Ammand, the Corsair!
Captain: Captain Chevalle, the penniless Frenchman!
Mistress: Mistress Ching!
Captain: Gentleman Jocard.
Elizabeth: Elizabeth Swann.
Barbossa: Barbossa.
Captain: Villanueva!
[Captain Teague stops playing his guitar]
Jack: Elizabeth Swann.
[the court begins to yell]
Elizabeth: What?
Jack: I know. Curious, isn't it?

- Stop! It's me.
- It's Will. Your son.
- Ha!

- No,I don't love you.
- Of course it makes you look fat.
- I've never been to Brussels.
- It is pronounced "egregious."
- By the way,no,I've never actually met Pizarro,but I love his pies.
- And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?

- She's on our stern and gaining.
- More speed!
- Haul your wind and hold your water.
- Bow cannons!
[Man] Blow the cannons!

Will: I need the Pearl to free my father. That's the only reason I came on this voyage.
Elizabeth: You never told me any of this!
Will: [pointedly] It was my burden to bear...

[Jack is ushered into Cutler Beckett's study]
Lord: [gazing out a window] Curious. Your friends appear to be quite desperate, Jack. Perhaps they no longer believe that a gathering of squabbling pirates can defeat the Flying Dutchman. And so despair leads to betrayal. And you and I are no strangers to betrayal, are we, Jack?
[Jack, who has been looking through various containers, stops and glances at a P mark on his arm]
Lord: [turning to face Sparrow] It's not here, Jack.
Jack: What? What isn't?
Lord: The Heart of Davy Jones is safely aboard the Dutchman, and so unavailable for use as leverage to satisfy your debt to the good Captain.
Jack: By my reckoning, that debt has been settled.
Lord: By your death... yet here you are.
Jack: Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by.

- Some go their whole lives without ever seeing it.
- Some claim to have seen it who ain't.
- And some say...
- It signals when a soul comes back to this world from the dead.
- Sorry.
- Trust me,young Master Turner.
- It's not getting to the land of the dead that's the problem.
- It's getting back.

Will: [during the final battle] Will you marry me?
Elizabeth: I don't think now's the best time!
Will: Now may be the only time! I love you. I've made my choice. What's yours?
Elizabeth: Barbossa! Marry us!
Barbossa: [swordfighting] I'm a little busy at the moment!

- You have to ferry souls to the next world.
- Or end up just like Jones.
- I don't have the face for tentacles.
- But immortal has to count for something,eh?
- What's this for?
- Think like me. It'll come to you.

- I take that as a "no."
- Nice sword.

Jack: Mr. Gibbs!
Gibbs: Aye, cap'n?
Jack: You may throw my hat if you wish.
Gibbs: Aye, AYE!
[Gibbs throws Jack's hat into the celebrating crowd]
Gibbs: Hurrah!
Jack: Now go and get it.

- automatically aren't as disciplined as non-fish people?
- Seems contributory, is all I'm suggesting.
- It's true,if there were no fish people, there'd be no need to guard the chest.
- And if there were no chest we wouldn't need to be here to guard it.
- Prepare to board!
- Cover!

- How long do we continue not talking?
- Once we rescue Jack, everything'll be fine.
- Then we rescue Jack.

Barbossa: You've always run away from a fight!
Jack: I have not!
Barbossa: You have so!
Jack: Have not!
Barbossa: Have so!
Jack: Have not!
Barbossa: Have so!
Jack: Have not!
Barbossa: You have so and you know it!

Gibbs: Jack! The world needs you back something fierce!
Will: Cutler Beckett has the heart of Davy Jones, he controls the Flying Dutchman.
Elizabeth: He's taking over the sea!
Tia: The song has already been sung! The brethren court is called!
Jack: I leave you people alone for just a minute and look what happens, everything's gone to pot!

Gibbs: Your carriage waits, my lady! The oars are inside.
[Elizabeth bids her pirate friends farewell]
Ragetti: 'Bye, poppet.
Barbossa: MRS. Turner...
Elizabeth: Jack... it would never have worked between us.
Jack: Keep telling yourself that, darling.
[Elizabeth steps forward to kiss Jack]
Jack: Once was quite enough!
Elizabeth: Thank you.

- This is madness.
- This is politics.
- Meanwhile,our enemies are bearing down upon us.
- If they not be here already.

- and tried to make off with these.
- The navigational charts.
- The route to the Farthest Gate.
- Wouldn't it be amazing if this venture of yours took you to the world beyond this one?
- It would strain credulity at that.

Jack: Cuttlefish. Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... flipping glorious little sausages. Pen them up together, and they will devour each other without a second thought... Human nature, in'it? Ooor... fish nature... So yes... we could hold up here, well-provisioned and well-armed, and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me any way you slice it! Or... ahh... as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful... I rather doubt it. Can we, in fact, pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth... Captain Swann. We must fight.

- Orders? Orders,sir?
- Sir,what do you command?
- It's just...
- ...good business.
- Abandon ship!
- Abandon ship!
- All hands,abandon ship!

Pintel: Those aren't pieces of eight. They're just pieces of junk!
Gibbs: Aye, the original plan was to use nine Pieces of Eight to bind Calypso, but when the first court met the Brethren were, to a one, skint broke.
Pintel: So change the name!
Gibbs: What, to "Nine Pieces of Whatever We Happen To Have in Our Pockets At The Time"? Oh yes, that sounds very piratey!

- The enemy is here! Let's take them!
Parrot: Abandon ship. Abandon ship.
- Parley?

- But I did bear it,didn't I?
- I just didn't know what it was.
- I thought...
- You thought I loved him.
- If you make your choices alone, how can I trust you?
- You can't.

- One day ashore.
- Ten years at sea.
- That's a steep price for what's been done.
- Depends on the one day.
- Your chariot awaits,Your Highness.
- The oars are inside.

- I've made my choice. What's yours?
- Barbossa.
- Barbossa
- Marry us.
- I'm a little busy at the moment.
- Barbossa,now.
- Fine,then.

Davy: Do you fear death?
Jack: You have no idea.

- Haul the halyard. Slacken braces.
- Aye,captain.
- Slacken braces.
- Step lively with a will.
- Aye,aye.
- Right away,sir.
- I want a fire down below!
- Help.
- Man the yards,you filthy toads.

- This was your idea.
- Blessed sweet westerlies!
- We're back!
- It's the sunrise.
- Parley?
- We need our pistols!
- Get untied,hurry!

- That makes you "chartman."
- Stow it! The both of you!
- That's an order! Understand?!
- Sorry. I just thought with the captain issue in doubt,
- I'd throw in my name for consideration.
- Sorry.
- I'd vote for you.
- Yeah?

- My regards to Davy Jones.
- I hate him.
- Come with me.
- Quickly.
- What are you doing?
- Choosing a side.

[Everybody on the Black Pearl tries to shoot each other... and fails]
Gibbs: Wet powder!
[Everyone gets down to sailing the ship, crisis over...]
Pintel: Wait! We can still use them as clubs!
[Ragetti tries this idea out by whacking Pintel]
Pintel: OW!
Ragetti: Sorry. Effective, though.

- Take us out or they'll overbear us.
- Nay. Further in.
- We'll cut across to faster waters.
- Prepare to broadside.

[Squawks] Mind the boat.
- Criminy.
- Odds bodkins!

Jack: FIRE!

- That can't... How did...
- Sea turtles,mate.
- Sea turtles.

- I don't see Jack.
- I don't see anyone.
- He's here.
- Davy Jones never once gave up that what he took.
- And does it matter?
- We're trapped here by your doing.
- No different than Jack.
- Witty Jack is closer than you think.

[Man] Man overboard!
- You're mad.
- Thank goodness.
- If I wasn't,this'd probably never work.

- The Dutchman must have a captain.
- Hold on.

- I offer simply my desire.
- And in return?
- I would have your gifts, should you choose to give them.
- And if I should choose not?
- Then I will take...
- ...your fury.

- Sao Feng,I assure you, our intentions are strictly honorable.
- Drop your weapons or I kill the man!
- Kill him. He's not our man.
- If he's not with you, and he's not with us...
- ...who's he with?
- Charge!

- That's an order.
- Part of the crew,part of the ship.
- Part of the crew, part of the ship. Part of the crew...
- Steady,man.
- Part of the crew,part of the ship.
- All hands,prisoner escape!
- Belay that!
- James!
- James!

Jack: You know, for all that pirates are clever-called, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things.
Gibbs: [nods] Aye.
Jack: I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye.
Gibbs: What did you call him?
Jack: [pause] Larry.

- Calypso.
- I will be free.
- And when I am,
- I would give you my heart.
- And we would be together always.
- If only you had a heart to give.
- Why did you come?

- It is coincidence only.
- If you want to make a deal with Beckett, you need what I offer.
- You cross Barbossa.
- You are willing to cross Jack Sparrow.
- Why should I expect any better?
- I need the Black Pearl to free my father.
- You're helping me to get it.

- Ready on the guns.
[All] Guns ready.
- Full canvas.
- Aye,full canvas.

- Signal the Dutchman to track down
- Sao Feng. We follow the Pearl.
- How soon can we have the ship ready to pursue?
[Man] She's going down!
[Man 2] Stand clear!
- Do you think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?
- Sir.

- can only be declared by the pirate king.
- You made that up.
- Did I,now?
- I call on Cap'n Teague, keeper of the code.
- Sri Sumbhajee proclaims this all to be folly!
- Hang the code. Who cares a...?
- Code is the law.