100 Best Jack Sparrow Quotes

Angelica: [after realizing Jack tricked Blackbeard into drinking the wrong chalice] You bastard, how could you?
Jack: Your father saved you. Perhaps his soul is now redeemed.

Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
[looks at Jack's sword]
Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack: But you have heard of me.

Jack: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack: That would be the French.

Lord: Jack, I just remembered... I have this magic compass that points to whatever I want. So what do I need YOU for?
[aims his gun at Sparrow]
Jack: It points to the thing you want the most, and that is NOT Shipwreck Cove.
Lord: Then what is, Jack?
Jack: Me... dead.

Norrington: [drunk and angry] So am I worthy to serve under Captain Jack Sparrow...
[he draws his pistol and points it at Jack, who is hiding behind a pole]
Norrington: ... or should I just kill you now?
Jack: [tries and fails to hide behind his pole] You're hired!
Norrington: Sorry. Old habits and all that.
[smiles and prepares to pull the trigger]

Captain: Hello Jackie.
Jack: 'Ello dad.

Jack: [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
Jack: I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.
[to Commodore Norrington]
Jack: Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you...
[backs up and trips over ledge]

[Jack sees Mr. Cotton's parot]
Jack: Well! I'm actually feeling rather good about this. I think we all arrived at a very special place eh?
[Governor acts disgusted]
Jack: Spiritually. Ecumenically. Grammatically.
[Walks over to Commondore]
Jack: I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that.
[Turns to Elizabeth]
Jack: Elizabeth. It would never have worked out between us, darling.
[Elizabeth looks confused]
Jack: I'm sorry. Will. Nice hat.
[Will smiles]
Jack: [Jack runs up to the edge of the balcony and turns to everybody] Friends! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that...
[Falls off balcony]

Jack: How did you get here?
Will: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.
Jack: Not so easy, is it?

Jack: There'll be dangers along the way... firstly mermaids, zombies... Blackbeard.

Will: I'm losing her, Jack. Every step I make for my father is a step away from Elizabeth.
Jack: Mate, if you choose to lock your heart away you'll lose it for certain.

Blackbeard: Aha. Dead end. Dead. End. Dead end!
Angelica: Jack, I'm starting to think you don't know where you're going.
Jack: It's not the destination so much as the journey, they say.

Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks?
Jack: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find this key?
Jack: Now you're not making any sense at all.

Jack: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will: I'd die for her.
Jack: Oh good. No worries then.

Jack: [after being covered in mucus after the Kraken roars at him] Not so bad...
[wipes the slime from his face]
Jack: [he looks down and sees his old hat] Oh!
[reaches for his hat and puts it on]
Jack: 'Ello, beastie.
[smiles and draws his sword]

Jack: FIRE!

Jack: Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig.

[last lines]
Jack: Now... bring me that horizon.
[humming]
Jack: "And really bad eggs." Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.
[snaps compass shut]

Elizabeth: We're not getting out of this.
Norrington: Not with the chest. Into the boat.
[takes chest]
Elizabeth: You're mad.
Norrington: Don't wait for me.
[runs away from the longboat with the chest]
Jack: Uh, I say we respect his final wish.

Jack: [to Pintel and Ragetti] Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.

Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg: I said no lies.
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Gibbs: Jack! The world needs you back something fierce!
Will: Cutler Beckett has the heart of Davy Jones, he controls the Flying Dutchman.
Elizabeth: He's taking over the sea!
Tia: The song has already been sung! The brethren court is called!
Jack: I leave you people alone for just a minute and look what happens, everything's gone to pot!

[last lines]
Gibbs: I don't get it, Jack. You had the chalices, the tear, the water - you could have lived forever!
Jack: Who's to say I won't live forever, eh? Discoverer of the Fountain of Youth. I've no say in it, Gibbs. It's a pirate's life for me.
[winks]
Jack: Savvy?

Tia: You know I demand payment.
Jack: I brought payment. Look.
[brings out the monkey in a cage, shoots him]
Jack: An undead monkey! Top that!
Tia: [releases the monkey from the cage]
Gibbs: [muttered] No...
[Speaking clearly]
Gibbs: You've no idea how long it took us to catch that.
Tia: The payment is fair...

Davy: Do you fear death?
Jack: You have no idea.

Jack: [with his back to Elizabeth, thinking that she is a man] Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
Elizabeth: I'm here to find the man I love.
Jack: [startled] I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.
Elizabeth: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
Jack: [turning around] Elizabeth!
[to Gibbs]
Jack: Hide the rum.

Jack: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?
Jack: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.

[repeated line]
Jack: Savvy?

Jack: [as the real Jack escapes the brig] I miss him already
Jack: He was quite charming, wasn't he?
Jack: NOBODY MOVE! I've dropped me brain.

Jack: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded.
[looks at Elizabeth; Will looks at her; she looks around, guiltily]
Jack: Oh, she's not told you. You'll have loads to talk about while you're here.
Jack: [to Tia Dalma] As for you...
Tia: Now, don't tell me you didn't enjoy it at the time.
Jack: Fair enough. You're in.
[begins going down the line of pirates on the beach]
Jack: [to Ragetti] Don't need you, you scare me. Gibbs, you can come. Marty, Cotton... Cotton's parrot, I'm a little iffy... At least I'll have someone to talk to.
[to Tai Huang]
Jack: Who are you?
Tai: Tai Huang. These are my men.
Jack: Where does your allegiance lie?
Tai: With the highest bidder.
Jack: I have a ship.
Tai: That makes you the highest bidder.
Jack: Good man. Weigh anchor, all hands! Prepare to make sail!
[takes out compass]
Cotton's: Weigh anchor!
Barbossa: [pats the charts in his hands] Jack... Which way ya goin', Jack?

Jack: Blackbeard. Edward Teach. The pirate all pirates fear. Resurrector of the dead in his spare time.

[duelling with Jack, Barbossa suddenly throws away his sword]
Barbossa: You can't beat me, Jack!
[In reply, Jack stabs him with his sword. Barbossa simply sighs, pulls the blade out of his body and stabs Jack with it. He smiles as Jack totters - but is shocked when a shaft of moonlight turns Jack into a cursed skeleton of his former self...]
Jack: [examining his new form] That's interesting...
Jack: [to Barbossa, an Aztec coin dancing on his fingers] I couldn't resist, mate...

Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Jack: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
[Jack makes to continue but is blocked by Murtogg and Mullroy]
Jack: Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?
Murtogg: Someone's got to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians.
Jack: It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me... that a ship like that one, makes this one here seem a bit superfluous, really.
Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.
Jack: I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl.
Mullroy: Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.
Mullroy: No, it's not.
Murtogg: Yes it is, I've seen it.
Mullroy: You've seen it?
Murtogg: Yes.
Mullroy: You haven't seen it.
Murtogg: Yes, I have.
Mullroy: You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: No.
Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails.
[Jack quietly slips passed them unnoticed]
Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're telling me?
Murtogg: [nods] No.
Mullroy: Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.

Jack: So, what is the ritual?
Angelica: Two silver chalices, the teardrop of a mermaid, and water from the fountain. One chalice will contain the tear, the other will not. Whoever dinks from the chalice with the tear will have their life extended, from the person who drinks from the other chalice...
Jack: I don't really agree to that...

Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island?
Jack: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Will: This is either madness... or brilliance.
Jack: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

Blackbeard: [points the gun at Jack's head] I need those chalices.
Jack: Shoot. Save me the bother of the fall.
Blackbeard: You will go. You will return. Or I will kill her.
[points the gun at Angelica]
Jack: [surprised] You won't kill your own daughter!
Blackbeard: [hands the gun to the zombie quartermaster] Quartermaster, get me six more pistols, remove the shot from all but two, but do not tell me which two.
[walks to where the six pistols are at]
Blackbeard: You get to choose, Mr.Sparrow.

Jack: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Will: We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
Jack: Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.

Jack: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum.
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you really think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?
Jack: But why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: Just wait captain Sparrow. You give it one hour, maybe two; keep a weather eye out and you will see white sails on that horizon.
[Jack momentarily considers shooting her with his single bullet he has been saving for ten years before stomping off]
Jack: "Must have been terrible for you to be trapped here Jack. Must have been terrible for you." Well it bloody is now!
[Seeing Norrington's ship off shore, vindicating her plan]
Jack: There'll be no living with her after this.

Jack: Why is the Black Pearl in the bottle?

Elizabeth: It's real!
Norrington: You actually were telling the truth.
Jack: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
Will: With good reason.

Barbossa: [at St. James Palace in London] Jack, our sands be all but run. Where's the harm in joining the winning sides?
Jack: I understand everything... except that wig.

[Jack sneaks up to Angelica sleeping and slowly gets in bed next to her]
Angelica: [half asleep] Jack, if this is a dream you can keep the sword and boots on... If it's not...
Jack: It's a dream.

Elizabeth: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Jack: [after the mutiny is victorious] The ship is ours!
Blackbeard: [comes out of his quarters and glares at Sparrow] Gentlemen. I be placed in a bewilderment. There I were, resting. And upon a sudden, I hear an ungodly row on deck. Sailors abandoning their posts, without orders, without leave. Men before the mast, taking the ship for themselves. What be that, First Mate?
Angelica: Mutiny, Captain.
Blackbeard: [holding his hand to his ear] Again?
Angelica: Mutiny!
Blackbeard: Aye, mutiny. And what fate befall mutineers? Now, we know the answer to that, do we not? Mutineers... HANG!
[raises his enchanted sword, making the sails drop, and the rigging ensnare all the mutineers]
Jack: [hangs upside down in front of Blackbeard] Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.
Blackbeard: Perfect.

Jack: He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl,
Jack: [to Elizabeth] and you felt guilty,
Jack: [to Barbossa] and you and your Brethren Court.
Jack: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
[Everyone looks around. Pintel, Ragetti, and Jack the Monkey cautiously raise their hands]
Jack: I'm standing over there with them.

Jack: Mr. Gibbs!
Gibbs: Aye, cap'n?
Jack: You may throw my hat if you wish.
Gibbs: Aye, AYE!
[Gibbs throws Jack's hat into the celebrating crowd]
Gibbs: Hurrah!
Jack: Now go and get it.

Jack: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!

Jack: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

[the other prisoners are whistling and calling for the dog with the keys in his mouth]
Jack: You can keep doing that forever, the dog is NEVER going to move.
Seedy: Well excuse me if we haven't resorted ourselves to the gallows just yet.

Jack: [to Elizabeth] You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

Gibbs: [as Jack steps onto the ship] Not quite according to plan...
Jack: Complications arose, ensued, were overcome.

Jack: Better to not know which moment may be your last. Every morsel of your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all.

Jack: You know the feeling you get when standing in a high place, the sudden urge to jump...
[looks over the cliff, as if considering jumping, then comes back to reality]
Jack: I don't have it.

Jack: This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!

Lord: [sarcastically] You *are* Jack Sparrow?
Jack: There should be a "Captain" in there somewhere.
[he grimaces]
King: I've heard of you... and you know who *I* am.
Jack: Face is familiar. Have I... threatened you before?

[Barbossa fiddles with his pegleg and and removes it]
Jack: Oh! A knife?
Barbossa: Better!
[Reveals his pegleg is a flask and takes a drink]
Jack: I want one of those.

Jack: Cuttlefish. Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... flipping glorious little sausages. Pen them up together, and they will devour each other without a second thought... Human nature, in'it? Ooor... fish nature... So yes... we could hold up here, well-provisioned and well-armed, and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me any way you slice it! Or... ahh... as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful... I rather doubt it. Can we, in fact, pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth... Captain Swann. We must fight.

Jack: Last time... I was here a grand total of three days, all right? Last time, the rum runners used this island as a cache, they came past and I was able to barter passage off. By the look of things, they've long been out of business. Probably have your bloody friend Norrington to thank for that.
Elizabeth: So that's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
Jack: Welcome to the Caribbean, love.

Jack: Did everyone see that? Because I will *not* be doing it again.

Jack: Clergyman, on the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like it noted here and now that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, so that I may be welcomed into that place where all the "goody-goodies" get to go. Savvy?

Jack: I know those cannons. It's the Pearl.
Man: The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.
Jack: No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

Angelica: I love you.
[leans in to Kiss]
Jack: [just about to kiss] I gotta go.
[leaves]

Jack: Death lies before us, as we sail to the Fountain of Youth.

Barbossa: There's not been a gatherin' like this in our lifetime.
Jack: And I owe them all money...

Gibbs: Your carriage waits, my lady! The oars are inside.
[Elizabeth bids her pirate friends farewell]
Ragetti: 'Bye, poppet.
Barbossa: MRS. Turner...
Elizabeth: Jack... it would never have worked between us.
Jack: Keep telling yourself that, darling.
[Elizabeth steps forward to kiss Jack]
Jack: Once was quite enough!
Elizabeth: Thank you.

Jack: Anamaria.
[Anamaria slaps Jack]
Will: I suppose, you didn't deserve that one either?
Jack: No, that one I deserved.
Anamaria: You stole my boat!
Jack: Actually...
Anamaria: [Anamaria slaps Jack again]
Jack: Borrowed... borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back.
Anamaria: But you didn't!
Jack: You'll get another one.
Anamaria: I will.
Will: A better one.
Jack: A better one.
Will: That one.
Jack: What one?
Will: [Will looks at the Interceptor]
Jack: That one? Aye, that one. What say you to that?
The: Aye!
Mr. Gibbs: No, it's frightful bad luck to have a woman aboard.
Jack: It would be far worse not to have her.

Jack: Done?
Lord: Done. Although if I kill you, then I can use the compass to find my way to Shipwreck Cove.
[raises his gun]
Lord: Cut out the middle man, as it were.
Jack: Without me, you'd arrive at the Cove and find it a fortress, nigh-impregnable, able to withstand a blockade for years. Then you'll be wishing "Oh, if only there was someone I hadn't killed inside, to make sure the pirates come OUTside..."
Lord: And you can do this?
Jack: You may kill me, but you can never insult me. Who am I?
[Beckett falters, confused]
Jack: [put out] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!

Pintel: You're supposed to be dead!
Jack: Am I not?

Jack: You look bloody awful, what are you doing here?
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack: [immaturely] You smell funny.

[Jack is about to eat a peanut when a shot is heard. He falls to the ground to reveal ANOTHER Jack Sparrow]
Jack: [picking up the peanut] MY peanut!

Captain: Who is this traitor?
Barbossa: Not likely one among us.
Elizabeth: Where's Will?
Jack: Not among us.

Will: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

Jack: I love this song. Really bad eggs. Ooh.
[falls]
Jack: When I get the Pearl back, I'm gonna teach it to the whole crew, and we'll sing it all the time.
Elizabeth: And you'll be positively the most fearsome pirates in the Spanish Main.
Jack: Not just the Spanish Main, love. The entire ocean. The entire wo'ld. Wherever we want to go, we'll go. That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs but what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom.

Jack: So what's your plan, then?
Will: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key.
Jack: And if there are crewmen?
Will: I cut down anyone in my path.
Jack: [turns to Gibbs] I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

Angelica: Admit it, Jack. You still love me.
Jack: If you had a sister and a dog... I'd choose the dog.

Jack: How can you say I used you?
Angelica: You know exactly how!
Jack: I know, but how can you say it?

Gibbs: Where's the Commodore?
Jack: He fell behind.
Gibbs: [solemnly] My prayers be with him.
[suddenly brightens]
Gibbs: Best not wallow in our grief!

Jack: Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew.

Will: She goes free.
[points pistol at Barbossa]
Barbossa: What's in your head, boy?
Will: She goes free!
Barbossa: You've only got one shot, and we can't die.
Jack: [whispered to Will] Don't do anything stupid.
Will: You can't. I can.
[points gun at himself]
Jack: Like that.
Barbossa: Who are you?
Jack: [to Barbossa] No one. He's no one. A distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though - eunuch.
Will: My name is Will Turner. My father was Bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins.
Ragetti: He's the spitting image of ol' Bootstrap Bill come back to haunt us.
Will: On my word do as I say, or I'll pull this trigger and be lost to Davy Jones' Locker.
Barbossa: Name your terms, Mr. Turner.
Will: Elizabeth goes free.
Barbossa: Yes, we know that one. Anything else?
Jack: [points at himself] Me!
Will: And the crew - the crew are not to be harmed.

Captain: [about Barbossa] Shoot him!
Captain: Cut out his tongue!
Jack: Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!

[Jack throws a bucket of water on sleeping Gibbs]
Mr. Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck.
Jack: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it.
[Will throws more water on Mr. Gibbs]
Mr. Gibbs: Blast! I'm already awake!
Will: That was for the smell.

Angelica: I love you.
Jack: As do I. Always have, always will.

Barbossa: [talking to Will Turner] Who are you?
Jack: No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch.

[Jack is ushered into Cutler Beckett's study]
Lord: [gazing out a window] Curious. Your friends appear to be quite desperate, Jack. Perhaps they no longer believe that a gathering of squabbling pirates can defeat the Flying Dutchman. And so despair leads to betrayal. And you and I are no strangers to betrayal, are we, Jack?
[Jack, who has been looking through various containers, stops and glances at a P mark on his arm]
Lord: [turning to face Sparrow] It's not here, Jack.
Jack: What? What isn't?
Lord: The Heart of Davy Jones is safely aboard the Dutchman, and so unavailable for use as leverage to satisfy your debt to the good Captain.
Jack: By my reckoning, that debt has been settled.
Lord: By your death... yet here you are.
Jack: Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by.

Jack: What? You've seen it all, done it all. Survived. That's the trick isn't it? To survive?
Captain: It's not just about living forever, Jackie. The trick is still living with yourself forever.

Captain: I heard where you're headed. The Fountain.
Jack: Have you been there?
Captain: Does this face looks like it's been to the Fountain of Youth?
Jack: ...Depends on the light.

Will: You want me to find this?
Jack: No. You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy?
Will: This is going to save Elizabeth?
Jack: How much do you know about Davy Jones?
Will: Not much.
Jack: Yeah, it's going to save Elizabeth.

Jack: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Will: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

Angelica: The lies I told you were not lies
Jack: *Pause* You lied to me by telling the truth?
Angelica: Yes
Jack: That's very good. May I use that?

[after being addressed as "Jack Sparrow"]
Jack: There should be a "Captain" in there somewhere.

- Ah. Love.
- A dreadful bond.
- And yet,so easily severed.
- Tell me,William Turner, do you fear death?
Jack: Do you?

Will: That's not true. I am not obsessed with treasure.
Jack: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

Tia: Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.
Jack: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
Tia: Yes.
Jack: ...Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia: If you don't want it, give it back.
Jack: [greedily] No!
Tia: Then it helps.

Jack: [to Angelica] I thought I should give you fair warning, we're taking the ship. Nothing personal.

[Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order]
Barbossa: What are you doin'?
Jack: What are *you* doin'?
Barbossa: No, what *are* you doin'?
Jack: What are *you* doin'?
Barbossa: *No!* What *are* you doin'?
Jack: What are *you* doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The captain of the ship *is* givin' orders.
Jack: My ship, makes me captain.
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack: Well, that makes you
[pause]
Jack: chartman.
Pintel: Stow it! Both of you! That's an order! Understand?
[Jack and Barbossa stare at him]
Pintel: Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry.
Ragetti: [to Pintel] I'd vote for you.

Jack: [examining the map] Up is down. That's just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?
Miniature: [voice] Clear as mud, Jackie...
Jack: What? Eh?
Miniature: [appearing from Jack's left dreadlocks] Stab the heart.
Miniature: [appearing from Jack's right dreadlocks] Don't stab the heart.
Jack: Come again?
Miniature: The Dutchman must have a captain...
Jack: Well that's even more than less than unhelpful.
Miniature: Sail the seas for eternity.
Jack: [smiling] I love the sea...
Miniature: What about port?
Jack: I prefer rum... Rum's good.
Miniature: Making port, where we can get rum and sultry wenches... once every ten years.
Miniature: What'd he say?
Jack: Once every ten years.
Miniature: Ten years is a long time, mate.
Jack: Even longer, given the deficit of rum.
Miniature: ...But eternity is longer still.
Miniature: And how'll you be spending it? Dead?
Miniature: ...Or not... The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow.
Jack: Ooh, I like that.
Miniature: [looking out to the sea] Come sunset and it won't matter.
Jack: [realizing] ... Not sunset... Sundown! And Rise... Up!

Jack: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

- Sparrow.
- Sparrow
Jack: Yo ho,yo ho
- A pirate's life for me
- We're devils and black sheep
- Really bad eggs
- Drink up,me hearties
- Yo ho
- DrinK up, me hearties, Yo ho
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