The Best Young Shane Baldwin Quotes

Young: [Molly Cobb is on live TV on her Moon mission] How come everything's about her?
Karen: 'Cause... she's a novelty, you know? First woman astronaut.
Young: Yeah, but Dad's her boss.
Karen: Okay, shh. Just eat your cereal.

Edward: Hey, Shane, buddy. I hope you're listening. I did something special today just for you. I wrote your name on the surface of the moon. It's going to be there for millions of years. Long after both of us are gone.
Young: That is so bitchin'!