The Best Ashley Quotes

Sue: Weren't you listening? The cheerleaders are stealing Wrestlerettes from us. You guys, we have to do something about this.
Ashley: That sounds like it could take awhile. This is the night I usually bury things I found during the week.
Ruth: Oh, I could sew together a spirit quilt for the cheerleaders to bless them in their endeavors.
Sue: No! We're not burying anything, and we are not blessing anyone. We built Wrestlerettes from the ground up, and we gotta fight for it. Who's with me?
Becky: Wait. We're-We're gonna fight? 'Cause I got a sock full of old batteries in my locker. I call the blonde one!

Sue: There is only one way to fix this.
Ashley: Hemlock?
Becky: Quit because we suck?
Ruth: Prayer circle?
Sue: No. Team bonding sleepover. Mandatory!

Frankie: Ashley, your dress is so interesting.
Ashley: It's more of a wizard's robe. I'm really into wizards.
Mike: Oh right. Like "Harry Potter".
Ashley: Who?