The Best Ashy-Slashy Quotes

Ashy: I'm sorry I'm gonna have to kill you, but I think we've learned a lot today.
Kelly: Yeah. Always bring a gun to a puppet fight.
[blows Ashy-Slashy's head off]

Ashy: Peek-a-boo!
Kelly: What the fuck?
Ashy: Wanna play?
Kelly: No. Ah, why am I talking to a Muppet?
Ashy: [gasps] Muppet? Uh, well, you're awfully judgmental for a...
Kelly: Hey! For a what? What were you gonna say, you little motherfuck? Sack up. What were you gonna say?
Ashy: Wow, check out the potty mouth on you. You really are... filthy.
Kelly: And fine. Yeah, heard that one before, pervert.
Ashy: Girl, you're the one with your handle all up in my puppet pooper. You want me to return the favor?