The Best Belcher Quotes

Det. Lennie Briscoe: I look at you and I see possession with the intent to sell.
Belcher: You haven't searched me.
Det. Lennie Briscoe: I got x-ray eyes. Now, you tell me about Drew Washington, and maybe I go blind.

Belcher: [to Logan about Zelda] She's been walking us through boyfriends 1 through 90, this old broad makes Madonna look like a nun.