The Best Child #3 Quotes

[when Al enters the church, the youngest children stop singing and point at him in amazement]
Ada: For heaven sakes, children, what is the matter?
Child: There's a ghost!
Child: It's not a ghost. It's an angel.
Child: No way. Not with those clothes.
Ada: Who are you talking to, child?
Admiral: Listen. I'm just here to try and help you.
Child: It's the Lord.
Ada: What?
Admiral: No. No, no, no, no, I'm not the Lord.
Child: It's Abraham Lincoln.
Child: No, it's not. He has a beard. That's some crazy white man.