The Best Court Clerk Quotes

Court: Docket number 86947, People v Martin Winston. Murder in the second degree.
Judge: How does the defendant plead?
Marty: I'm not guilty, Your Honor. And I'm appearing pro se.
Judge: You're a lawyer?
Marty: A litigator, but I'm sure I can master the intricacies of criminal law.
Judge: And ego's no substitute for common sense, counselor. But it's your funeral.