The Best Derrick Glossner Quotes

Derrick: Why do you think I pull up your shrubs or knock over your mailbox or put rocks in the snowballs I throw at you?
Sue: 'Cause you're mean?
Derrick: Nope. It's 'cause I've always kinda liked ya.
Sue: Uh... okay.
Derrick: It doesn't matter. I mean, look at you. You're a rich girl - with your above ground pool, your two kinds of chips, and your one dad. Forget it. You're way out of my league. See ya around, Princess.

Derrick: Yeah, well, don't worry about it, 'cause I'm not gonna kiss you again.
Sue: Good, 'cause it's gross, and I do not think about it at night while I fall asleep.