The Best Ilana Glazer Quotes

Ilana: I'm not really that hungry though.
Lincoln: I never understand when people say that.

Ilana: Isn't it nuts that pickles were cucumbers? They're the trans people of the vegetable community.

Ilana: It's 2014. Anal is on the menu.

Abbi: Wait, so Jesus is a god, right?
Ilana: God is, like, Daddy God and Jesus is like, the Son God.
Abbi: So he's really just, like, a hot rich kid.
Ilana: Totally.