The Best Joan Shawlee Quotes

Sweet: Are you two from the Poliakoff agency?
Joe: Yes, we're the new girls.
Daphne: Brand new!

Sweet: Idiot broads! Here we are, all packed, ready to leave for Miami, and what happens? The saxophone runs off with a Bible salesman, and the bass fiddle gets herself pregnant! Beinstock, I ought to fire you!
Beinstock: Me? I'm the manager of the band, not the night watchman.

[Columbo comes to the gallery to question Sam Franklin, who's painting in the next room]
Mitilda: Sam! Uh, this is the policeman who phoned. Is it all right?
Sam: [wearily] Eh, bring him in. They interrupted Rembrandt. Why shouldn't they interrupt me?