The Best Kay Freestone Quotes

Kay: It's very odd. They say there's a great sense of relief that comes when something like this is over. I don't feel that at all. Quite the opposite.

Kay: It doesn't matter. It's only a show. I've got a million of them, Kiddo.

Columbo: [entering Kay's office] That's a very impressive desk, Ma'am. You can run the world from a desk like that.
Kay: The world doesn't count - just the West coast.

Kay: Are you taking anything?
Valerie: Oh God, I look like a junkie, is that it? I've had NO booze, NO pills, NO sniff, and NO smokes... except for these.
[holds up cigarette]

Valerie: [after Kay finds pill bottles in Valerie's knitting bag] Please, give us a hug.
Kay: [clutches pill bottles] No more hugs, we're fresh out of hugs.