The Best King Gristle Quotes

King: [Chef jumps out dramatically from behind indoor plant and walks toward the throne] Chef, Where did you come from? My father *banished* you twenty years ago! Have you been standing behind that plant this whole time?

Bridget: [at dinner disguised as Lady Glittersparkles] I can't believe I'm about to say this...
Biggie: [observing from inside her rainbow wig] Guys, she's going rogue!
Bridget: ...but, being here with you today, makes me realize that, true happiness is possible.
King: It is. True happiness, is a lot closer than you think... It's right here.
[holds hands over his gem-studded case containing Creek]

King: And what might your name be?
Bridget: Uhh...
Biggie: Lady!
Guy: Glitter!
Smidge: Sparkles!
Branch: Seriously?
Bridget: Lady Glitter Sparkles Seriously.