The Best L3-37 Quotes

Han: [Han sits down for the first time in the Millennium Falcon next to Lando and reaches for the steering yoke]
L3: Excuse Me. Get your presumptuous ass out of my seat!

L3: So what are you gonna do about your little problem?
Qi'Ra: Problem? I, er... uh...
L3: Well, that brand on your wrist tells me that you're committed. And that young male's heart fluctuations tell me he's in love with you.
Qi'Ra: Han is not in love with me!
L3: Oh, please. It's just us. You don't have to pretend. I'm in the same situation.
Qi'Ra: You are?
L3: I'm sure you've noticed that Lando has feelings for me. Which makes working together difficult because I do not feel the same way about him.
Qi'Ra: Right.
[pause, decides to humor her]
Qi'Ra: Yes, Yeah. Yeah, I see that.
L3: Sometimes, I think... maybe. But, no. We're just not compatible.
Qi'Ra: [pause] How would that work?
L3: It works.

L3: So glad we took this job!

L3: Why, because you're my "organic overlord?"

Lando: Do you want anything?
L3: Equal rights?