The Best Lucian Msamati Quotes

Salladhor: What is the world coming to when smugglers must vouch for the honor of kings?

Salladhor: I've been all over the world, my boy, and everywhere I go people tell me about the 'true gods', they all think they found the right one. The one true god is what's between a woman's legs. And better yet a queen's legs.

Max: Better make that eight for dinner, Fellowes, and let Agatha know.
Fellowes: Yes, sir.
Max: And get a shovel to clear the path.
Fellowes: Yes, sir.
Max: And do we have enough coal?
Fellowes: Yes, sir. Three bags full, sir.

Salladhor: One thing, I want the queen.
Ser: The queen?
Salladhor: Cersei, I want her. I'll sail with your fleet, all 30 of my ships, and if we don't drown at the bottom of Blackwater bay, I will fuck this blonde queen and I'll fuck her well.
Matthos: This war isn't about you. We're not attacking King's Landing so that you can rape the queen.
Salladhor: I'm not going to rape her, I'm going to fuck her.
Matthos: As if she would just let you?
Salladhor: You don't know how persuasive I am. I've never tried to fuck you.