The Best Molly Sims Quotes

Carl: Steph...! I can't... I'm so sorry.
Stephanie: What are you saying?
Carl: ...I'm saying "no."

Danny: [watching the Wet T'Shirt contest] God, I love my job.
Mike: More and more each day.
Danny,20639: [together] Damn!
Mike: Oh, she's hot.
Danny: Hotter than hot.
Mike: Smoking.
Danny: Firing.
Mike: Somebody better cool me off.
[Mike and Danny get splashed with a glass of water and then the camera turns around to reveal Nessa, Sam, Delinda and Mary standing next to them. Nessa has an empty glass in her hand]
Mike: That was a rhetorical comment.
Nessa: [sarcastically] Oops. My bad.
Mike: Now I see why they call you the "Ice Queen"
Nessa: And now you see what it's like to be in a Wet T-Shirt contest.
Samantha: Hey, why don't you get up on stage and show us ladies a little something?
Delinda: Yeah, Mike, Why don't you shake a little booty up there?
Danny: What. A guy can't comment on a pretty girl without getting ragged on?
Nessa: Ragged on?
Danny: Okay, maybe that's the wrong choice of words.
Mary: You think?
Danny: All I mean was that's a natural instinct for men to notice women who are -
Samantha: - Well endowed?
Danny: Yeah.

[Ed catches his daughter in bed with Danny]
Delinda: Hi, Daddy.
Danny: [voice-over] Daddy?
Ed: [to his men] Out.
Danny: [voice-over] Welcome to the worst day of my life.

Delinda: You mean as in the big nas...
Mary: Sex, Delinda, yeah.

Delinda: Polly, what's wrong?
Polly Nguyen: Oooooh, Polly sick! Feel terrible! Feel like get kick in uterus by donkey!

Delinda: Polly, do you have a minute?
Polly Nguyen: Sure! Oh, Delinda look nice, breast perky, men like. Me like, too, you know.
Delinda: Actually, I have a man-related question for you. I heard you just moved in with a guy?
Polly Nguyen: Oh, Chul Ho! Sam tell you how he use finger, find V-Spot?
Delinda: No. I was just wondering, I mean, Danny and I are sort of thinking about living together and, are you guys glad you did?
Polly Nguyen: Oh, happy like clam. Bearded clam! That joke. But living with Chul Ho make tired, too. You know, hide salami every minute, do you like that?
Delinda: Well I don't know about every minute.
Polly Nguyen: I get home now so Chul Ho do Abraham Lincoln. You know, I play slave, he free me, his favorite!

Delinda: His ankle seems to be fine now.
Polly Nguyen: Oh, kim-chee treatment always work. Also good for rough sex. And good for chlamydia! You ever have that? No? Discharge. Nasty.

Samantha: I would not like to be in your brain.
Delinda: Yeah, it kinda gives me headaches sometimes.

Danny: Survival of the species depends on man's ability to be attracted to women who look like that.
Mike: Danny, you should probably stop.
Danny: What?
Mary: She's a he.
Danny,20639: [both] What?
Mary: Your smoking hot lady is a guy.
Mike: Mary, that's not cool.
Delinda: Mary could hook you guys up.
Samantha: Yeah, a little threesome
Nessa: But would it be a threesome with a him-her? Isn't it more like a foursome?
Samantha: Or a two-and-a-half "mensome."
Mike: That's not funny
Nessa: [together] Yeah, it is.
Mike: That's not funny at all.
Delinda: Mary, she's not a guy
Mary: I know that.
Mary: But they don't.
Delinda: You're bad.

Samantha: I hate funerals. Pretending to mourn for someone you despise. Doesn't that bother you?
Delinda: Not me, I like pretending.
Mary: Now that we know that Monica left it all to charity, I kinda feel like maybe she was just misunderstood.
Samantha: Really? I feel like maybe she was just a bitch.

Mary: [as Delinda and Mary are preparing to meet Sam's half-brother] I made a list of questions so we wouldn't forget to ask anything.
Delinda: Good idea.
Mary: I divided it into three parts: the early years, puberty, and prison.
Delinda: Sam was in prison?
Mary: Well, I just always assumed...
Delinda: Yeah, me too.
Mary: So what's the brother like?
Delinda: Well, he has no job, he's smokin' hot, and Sam hates him. Dibs!

Delinda: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mary: D, I don't think anyone's ever thinking what you're thinking.

Delinda: Matt's really different. He's just so...
Samantha: Blind.
Delinda: I was gonna say warm, genuine and completely...
Samantha: Without sight.

[Delinda has been conned into buying counterfeit casino chips]
Danny: Don't be so gullible next time.
Delinda: Look who's talking. You thought that sleeping together meant I loved you.