The Best Mrs Clapperton Quotes

Hercule: Your vitality is formidable, dear lady.
Mrs: "You're so alive, Adeline," they say to me. But really, Monsieur Poirot, what would one be if one wasn't alive?
Hercule: Dead, Madame.

Mrs: What was your name again?
Mrs: Tolliver. Uh, Mrs Tolliver.
Mr: And I'm her husband. Mr Tolliver.
Mrs: [sarcasm] What a clever arrangement.

Mrs: [while shuffling the cards; to Mr. and Mrs. Tolliver] Did you ever got down on your knees and thanked God you didn't have children?
Mr: [happily putting an arm around his wife] Actually, we did.
Mrs: [smiling] two of them. A little boy and a little girl.
Mrs: Oh, for Heaven's sake, get on and deal!