The Best Ocean Quotes

Ocean: The last thing I need is being caught in the middle of two crazy bitches trying to rip each other's hair out.

Ocean: Oh, crap.
Alice: Yeah. My thoughts exactly.

Ocean: [to Alice] No one has ever accused you of being predictable.

Alice: Hey, do you have any cash? We should probably leave the maid a tip.
Ocean: You're dark.
Alice: Shouldn't have doubted me.

Ocean: I bore people to death by telling them I'm a soil technician.
Alice: That sounds like a fancy name for dirt nerd.

Alice: Are you ready to hear what I think?
Ocean: I've had an option this whole time?

Ocean: This woman got a name?
Alice: Enough women want you dead I need to be specific?

Ocean: Why'd you stab me?
Alice: Wouldn't you like to know?

Ocean: Rough childhood?
Alice: You could say I come by my abandonment issues honestly, yeah.