The Best Ray Bolger Quotes

Vector: Hush up, Hector. He's sore because I didn't build him any brothers and sisters.
Hector: A girl is what I really want.
Vector: If I had parts for a woman, I'd build one for myself. Hmph!

Vector: You all right?
Capt. Apollo: I'm just trying to conserve air. You don't know how lucky you are.
Vector: Yeah, well, I may not suffocate, but I could rust myself to death. Or we may all get lost down here. These chambers go on forever and ever and ever!
Capt. Apollo: You're a lot of laughs, Vector.

Vector,101925: [singing and dancing] We're farmland inspectors / We're homestead protectors / We see that things run here much betterer / If you think he looks funk / It's because he eats junk / I made up from spare parts and etcetera / He's old and he's crusty / His brain is so rusty / He's often been caught in the rain / Though my voice is quite squeaky / And he calls my joints creaky / I love the dear lad just the same!

Capt. Apollo: You did right, Hector.
Vector: For an imbecile!
Hector: You made me.
Vector: Don't remind me.

Hector: Father, I thought we were expecting small children.
Vector: Now do you see, you half-witted fugitive from the plastic factory? You have misprogrammed their slumber chambers!
Hector: Oh!
Vector: They're all grown up!