The Best Self - Host Quotes

Shabazz K. Morton: So I messed up, shut up!
[audience laughs harder and starts clapping]
Shabazz K. Morton: Stop clappin' 'fore ya'll make me smile

Eddie: If you've been an avid watcher of Saturday Night Live over the years, You've probably at one time or another, you know, like, finished watching a show and said "Wow, the musical guest really sucked!" But eh, we made up for that tonight by getting someone that's not only a great performer, but a musical genius. Lets hear it for Mr. Lionel Richie!

Gumby: [breaking up a passionate kiss between Donnie and Marie Osmond] Hey, cut it out! Is this how you kids go Hawaiian? Give me a Break here!