The Best Sheldon Jin Quotes

Alvin: The drugs got to be in your mitts before we can move in; otherwise, we got nothing.
Adam: Yeah.
Alvin: All right? Now, if he starts accusing you of anything, you throw it right back in his face, pissed off and indignant.
Adam: Pissed off and indignant.
Alvin: Those are your two best friends.
Adam: That, I can do.
Alvin: Now, my friend Jin here is gonna hook you up with the latest in radio transmission. Department's come along way since taping a wire to your taint.
Adam: [Jin hands him an old-school beeper] What is that?
Alvin: You run out of Walkmans?
Sheldon: New guys keep breaking 'em.