The Best Speedboat Quotes

Renko: I swear, I cannot figure out how those little Munchkin like legs got down to those pedals and saw to drive.
[pats Speedboat on the head]
Speedboat: [slaps away Renko's hand] I'll kill you for that, Pork Chop!

Officer: What's your name?
Kid: Speedboat!
Officer: Not your street name, your real name.
Kid: I'm Bobby.
Officer: Bobby? Hey, you know, that's my real name, too.
Kid: I like Speedboat!