The Best Stunk Crick Mayor Quotes

Stunk: You surely have done us quite a favor.
Jonah: Transaction's all it was. I'll collect my hundred dollar bounty on them and be on my way.
Stunk: That there, Mr. Hex was more of a limited-time offer.
Jonah: But you'll pay it just the same.
Stunk: Hell, Mr. Hex, there's an unscrupulous character or two would pay double that for your stinkin' hide!
[Hex glances at the undertaker's]
Jonah: Five coffins...
[counts the Mayor, the Sheriff and his deputies]
Jonah: Sure you don't need eight?

[Hex rides into town]
Stunk: Jonah Hex...
Stunk: Jonah Hex...
[All the townspeople run inside and slam their doors]

[Jonah rides into town, dragging three dead bodies with his horse]
Jonah: These the boys you wanted?
Stunk: The Clayton boys?
Jonah: That's right.
Stunk: It would appear we have a little problem, Mr. Hex. They's four Clayton boys. This here's only three. I don't see anyway we could pay you the agreed-upon "reconciption"...
[Hex tosses him a burlap sack. The Mayor glances inside, and retches]
Jonah: The rest of him was too fat for my horse.