Top 100 Quotes From Josh Brolin

Chunk: Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!
Mikey: More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom.
Brandon: More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?
Mouth: Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?
Chunk: Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did.

Dwight: Never lose control. Never let the monster out.

- have our escorts throw out the shield generators.
Gurney: Yes, sire.
Leto: And, Paul, I want you at the back of the thopter.
- Guide them in.
- Delta ajax niner, put seven men each in my ships now.

Reggie: There's "in the dark" and there's the way you're treating us. I want to know the objective or I walk, period.
Matt: Then go. I didn't ask you to be here.
[pointing to Kate]
Matt: She did.
Kate: I walk, too.
Matt: What do you wanna know?
Reggie: Everything.
Matt: Fuckin' lawyers. All right. Guillermo told us about a tunnel east of Nogales, near Sasabe. Now we're tryin' to find out what areas near there migrants avoid so we can find the tunnel. That better?
Reggie: And Guillermo is...
Kate: And Guillermo, he just told you where the drug tunnel is? He just told you?
Matt: Guillermo didn't have any other options. We send him back across the border, he's a dead man. Now he gets to spend the next 30 years in an American prison in relative safety.
Reggie: Just tell us the truth, man.
Matt: We are gonna make enough noise that Manuel Diaz is called back to Mexico to see his boss. That's the truth.
Reggie: And then?
Matt: And then we know where his boss is.

[tied up]
Jonah: You still have that Derringer in your bustle?
Lilah: They took it.
Jonah: You still have that snake in your garter?
Lilah: They took that too.
Jonah: You still have that...?
Lilah: They took it.
Jonah: Searched you pretty thoroughly, didn't they?
Lilah: Wouldn't you?

Boot: [Moss walks in wearing his hospital robe] How those Larry's holdin' up?
Llewelyn: Uh, oh, good. Good! I need everything else.
Boot: OK.
Llewelyn: Lotta people come in here without any clothes on?
Boot: No sir, it's unusual.

[from trailer]
Cable: I was born into war, bred into it. People think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it. What's the most pain you've ever felt? Maybe the kind that leaves you more machine than man.
Deadpool: [halts trailer] Wait, no, STOP! What in the actual ass? Dale! Why, why are the visual effects not done? It's a metal arm! It's not like we're trying to remove a mustache! Oh fuck it, I'll do it myself...

Reggie: Those are Special Ops. Are we going in on this?
Matt: Nah. You guys aren't really dressed for it.
Reggie: That why you didn't fuckin' tell us?
Matt: Yeah, well, you two went cryin' to Daddy yesterday, and we don't want Daddy to know everything.
Kate: Oh, give me a fucking break.
Matt: All right, we'll get you some extra gear.
Kate: We have tac gear in the car.
Matt: All right. Good. You guys will hang back when we get there, okay?
Kate: Then why are we going?
Matt: 'Cause CIA can't operate within U.S. borders without a domestic agency attached. I told you you'd be useful.
Kate: So, that's it. That's why I'm here.
Matt: Yeah, that's it. That's why you're here. Hey, we find any drugs, you guys get to confiscate them. It's gonna be a big day.
Kate: Un-fuckin' real!

Thanos: [to Thor] You should have gone for the head.

Jon: I've gotta ask the question and you know I do. Why?
Beck: Why? BECAUSE ITS THERE!

Thanos: The Tesseract? Or your brother's head? I assume you have a preference?
Loki: Oh, I do. Kill away!
[sees Thor's traumatic suffering, screaming in agony]
Loki: ALRIGHT, STOP!
Thor: We don't have the Tesseract, it was destroyed on Asgard!
[Loki reveals the Tesseract in his hands]
Thor: You really are the worst brother!
Loki: I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.
Thanos: Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.
Loki: Well, for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another... we have a Hulk.
[Hulk attacks Thanos]

Dave: She's been leading our kidnap response team for three years. We put her through the grinder since she got here, and she hasn't blinked. She's in the front line. Nobody's gonna be happier than Kate to see these guys go down.
Burnett: So, she's a thumper.
Dave: Today was her fifth O.I.S.
Matt: Five and 0, not bad for a rookie. She never worked cases?
Dave: Been kicking doors since day one.
Matt: I like her already. What about the partner? He seen any action?
Phil: He's only been with us 18 months.
Matt: What's his background?
Dave: He's a sharp kid. ROTC scholarship to Maryland, did a tour in Iraq, got his law degree from UNC. He's green, but he's good.
Matt: No lawyers on this train. Just give me the girl.

[repeated line]
Dwight: Ava. Damn.

Cable: I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home.
Wade: [looks at the camera] Well... that's just lazy writing.

Dwight: Nobody's killing anybody. Not while I'm around.

Burke: You look like a right freak, you know that? Tell me, what's it like to go through life with a face like that?
Jonah: Let me show you!
[punches him]

Matt: [after interrogating Ted] You know what the beauty is of you being so beat to a pulp? 'Cause no one's gonna notice a few more scratches.

[post credits scene]
Thanos: Fine, I'll do it myself.

Carson: [sitting by bed] Buenos Dias. I'm guessing this isn't the future you had planned for yourself when you first clapped eyes on that money. Don't worry, I'm not the man who's after you.
Llewelyn: [in bed] I know that. I've seen him.
Carson: You've seen him, and you're not dead?
Llewelyn: What's this guy supposed to be, the ultimate badass?
Carson: No, I wouldn't describe him as that.
Llewelyn: How would you describe him?
Carson: I guess I would say he doesn't have a sense of humor. His name is Chigurh.
Llewelyn: Sugar?
Carson: Chigurh, Anton Chigurh. Do you know how he found you?
Llewelyn: Yeah, I know how he found me.
Carson: Called a transponder.
Llewelyn: Yeah, I know what it's called. He won't find me again.
Carson: Not that way.
Llewelyn: Not any way.
Carson: Took me about three hours.
Llewelyn: Yeah, well, I been immobile.
Carson: No, you don't understand.

Andy: [hysterically] I should've let him look at my body! Don't I have a beautiful body? Don't I have a beautiful body?
Brandon: You've got a great body.
Andy: How many more years do I have before I get all fat? Before my hair falls out? Before I look... like him?
[the Goonies stumble upon Chester Copperpot's skeleton]
Andy: [screams] AAAAAHHHH!

Matt: You saw things you shouldn't have seen.

Carla: I got a bad feeling, Llewelyn.
Llewelyn: Well I got a good feeling, so that should even out.

Carson: Call me when you've had enough. I can even let you keep a little of the money.
Llewelyn: If I was cuttin' deals, why wouldn't I go deal with this guy Sugar?
Carson: Oh, no, no. You don't understand. You can't make a deal with him. Even if you gave him the money he'd still kill you just for - inconveniencin' him. He's a peculiar man. You might even say that he has principles. Principles that transcend money or drugs or anything like that. He's not like you. He's not even like me.
Llewelyn: He don't talk as much as you, I give him points for that.

Dwight: I've taken a beating before, but never anything like this. Never like this.
[punch echoes]
Dwight: The sounds go wet. Maybe he keeps hitting me, I don't know. I'm gone. Gone to that place where there's no pain or thought. I wake up in mid air. The pavement rushes up to give me a big sloppy kiss.

Deadpool: Cable, you get back to your family and you tell them Wade says hi. And promise me, promise me one thing: that you'll start judging people not by the color of the skin but by the content of their character.
Cable: Jesus...

Detective: When was the last time I was in New Jersey? Let me think, never, what are you doing coming over here unannounced? You think you're going to get hurt doing that? you got your fucking money, never come into this city unannounced, you come to the city to see a fucking Broadway show, you call ahead first to see if it's ok with me

Cable: You're not a fuckin' hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.

[being raised from the dead]
Jeb: God! You are such an asshole.
Jonah: Good to see you again, too, Jeb.

Deadpool: So, what exactly do you do in the future, anyway, huh? Some kind of soldier?
Cable: Yeah, something like that.
Deadpool: I was a soldier. Special Forces. I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies.
Cable: Fifty years from now you'll be very dead. Your entire generation will fuck this planet into a coma.
Deadpool: Boom!
[makes exploding sound]
Deadpool: Spoiler alert. Ha ha! Ah, planets.
Domino: [whispers to herself] Next time Uber.
Cable: Here's a spoiler alert. You're not a fucking hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.
Deadpool: Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is.
Cable: Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like.
Deadpool: I'm a grower, not a shower.
Domino: I should've finished college.

Llewelyn: [after finding the drug crime scene] ... Where's the last guy? Ultimo hombre. Last man standing. Must've been one.

Ronan: I only ask that you take this matter seriously.
Thanos: The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me! Your demeanor is that of a pouting child. And apparently you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty handed and I will bathe the star-ways with your blood.
Nebula: Thanks, Dad. Sounds fair.

Deadpool: I don't know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you.
Cable: No.
Deadpool: [gets closer to Cable] Yes. Here we go. Bring it in.
[hugging Cable]
Deadpool: Come on. Pelvis to pelvis. Let's go tip to tip. There we go, the kids call this docking.
[hears a knife open]
Deadpool: Is there a knife in my dick?
Cable: There's a knife in your dick, yeah.

Kate: Are we going to Tucson?
Matt: Yeah, you gotta learn how to sleep on a plane. They let me on the base when you need a ride, don't they?
Reggie: [to Kate as they approach] You okay?
Matt: She's fine.
Reggie: I didn't ask you.
Matt: And yet I answered...

Lilah: You worry about me, don't you?
Jonah: No.
Lilah: Mmm. Well, I worry about you. Look how many times have you been shot. It's just one more that's gonna do it.
Jonah: Well, it seems like I've been luckier than most in that respect.

Chunk: Look, how's that? How's that?
Mikey: Oh, you idiot! You glued it on upside down!
Brandon: You dork! If God made it like that, you'd all be pissing in your faces!
Chunk: Looks fine to me.

[from trailer]
Lieutenant: Quentin Turnbull surfaced about a month ago.
Lieutenant: We want Turnbull dead.
Jonah: Why didn't you just say that to begin with?

Matt: You didn't think we'd get you here, did you?
Guillermo: No hablo Ingles.
Matt: No hablo Ingles? I love it when they "no hablo Ingles." You know, I brought an old buddy of yours. I bet you hablo to him.

Manute: You'll have to beat the goddess.
Dwight: She's no goddess. She's a monster.

Sally: Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!
Dwight: [stops punching Joey] Nobody's killing anyone.
Sally: Then can I have a ride?

Data: Hey any of you guys ever hear of Detroit?
Mikey: No.
Mouth: Sointenly! Where Motown started. It's also got the highest murder rate in the country.
Data: Well, let me tell you what. That's where we're going when we lose the house tomorrow.
Mikey: You shut up about that stuff, it'll never happen. My dad will fix it.
Brandon: Yeah sure he will. If he gets his next 400 paychecks by tommorrow afternoon.
Mikey: That's wrong Brand! It won't happen.

Brandon: I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!

Irene: Brandon Walsh! If you don't bring those kids back I'm going to commit Harri Krishna!
Brandon: That's Hari Kari, Ma!

Cable: Dubstep's for pussies!
Wade: You're so dark. Are you sure you're not from the DC universe?

Gurney: Hey!
- Bless the maker and his water.
- Bless the coming and going of him.
- May his passage cleanse the world and keep the world for his people.

Dave: DOJ wants advisors that focus on cartels involved in pursuing Mr. Diaz. This is Matt Graver. He'll be leading the team.
Kate: Isn't this Phoenix Homicide now?
Matt: No, we're expanding the scope of the investigation a bit.
Phil: You'll act as a liaison.
Kate: What does that mean?
Dave: They need an agent with tactical experience, like you.
Burnett: State Department is pulling an agent from the field that specializes in responding to escalated cartel activity. You'll be part of the team. You'll meet up with them at Luke, uh, tomorrow?
Matt: Day after. Early.
Kate: Air Force Base?
Matt: Yeah, we're gonna go see Guillermo.
Kate: Diaz's brother?
Matt: That's the one.

Tom: [after being shot by Mattie] I didn't think you'd do it! One of my short ribs is broke!

Jeb: You disobeyed a direct order.
Jonah: To burn down a hospital. Your father was gonna kill all those people, just to make a point. I couldn't stand for that. I'm surprised you could.
Jeb: He was our commanding officer, he was my father! I didn't have a choice.
Jonah: Neither did I.

[last lines]
Beck: Hi, Peachy.
Peach: [into his arms] Hey.
Beck: Thank you so much, darling.

Duke: Smile, Gurney.
Gurney: [blankly] I am smiling.

[Paul is to practice fencing with Gurney]
Paul: I guess I'm not in the mood today.
Gurney: Mood? What's mood to do with it? You fight when the necessity arises, no matter the mood. Now fight!
[the two begin fighting, and Paul eventually puts his blade to Gurney's throat]
Gurney: I see you found the mood.

[Thanos has Gamora]
Peter: You let her go!
Thanos: Ah, the boyfriend.
Peter: I'd like to think of myself more as a titan-killing, long-term booty call.

Dwight: She owns me. Body and soul.

[Jonah rides into town, dragging three dead bodies with his horse]
Jonah: These the boys you wanted?
Stunk: The Clayton boys?
Jonah: That's right.
Stunk: It would appear we have a little problem, Mr. Hex. They's four Clayton boys. This here's only three. I don't see anyway we could pay you the agreed-upon "reconciption"...
[Hex tosses him a burlap sack. The Mayor glances inside, and retches]
Jonah: The rest of him was too fat for my horse.

[first lines]
Jonah: War and me took to each other real well. It felt like it had meaning. The feeling of doing what you thought was right. But it wasn't. Folks can believe what they like, but eventually a man's gotta decide if he's gonna do what's right. That choice cost me more than I bargained for.

Thanos: I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now it's here. Or should I say, I am.

Dave: Kate, you must volunteer for an inter-agency task force. Think very hard before you respond. You wanna be a part of this?
Kate: Do we get an opportunity at the men responsible for today?
Matt: The men who were really responsible for today, yeah.
Kate: I'll volunteer.

Sporting: Tent poles?
Llewelyn: Mmm-hmm.
Sporting: You already have a tent?
Llewelyn: Well, somethin' like that.
Sporting: Well, you give me the model number on the tent, I can order you the poles.
Llewelyn: Nah, never mind. I want a tent.
Sporting: Well, what kinda tent?
Llewelyn: The kind with the most poles.

- Two Nebulas.
Thanos: No.
- The same Nebula... from two different times.
- Set course for Morag.
- And scan the duplicate's memories.
- I wanna see everything.

[after Deadpool realizes Cable traveled back in time to save him]
Deadpool: You time-sliding son of a bitch. You did this for me? Wait, you can't go back. You used the last of your fuel. What about your girl and your wife?
Cable: No, my family's safe. And I didn't do it for you. No, I'm gonna stick around for a while and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion.
Deadpool: No, you did it for me.
Cable: No, I didn't.
Deadpool: You did.
Cable: No, I didn't.
Deadpool: Pretty sure you did.
Cable: No, I'm positive I didn't.
Deadpool: Fine. Alright, let's flip a coin, okay? Heads, you did it for me. Tails, you did it for me.
[flips coin]
Deadpool: I'm not even gonna look because you did it for me.
Cable: Say it again.
Deadpool: You did it for me.
Cable: Jesus.

Brandon: [Rosalita screaming in spanish] What's she saying Mouth? Translate.
Mouth: No pen. No write. No sign!
Mikey: No, Dad. Don't sign it!
[Rosalita runs over to Mrs Walsh and pulls out her hand and empties Mikey's marble bag]
Mikey: Dad! Dad! It's my marble bag. The Fratelis forgot to check it. I emptied out all of my marbles and put the jewels in. We don't have to leave the boon docks!
Irving: [ripping up the foreclosure document] They'll be no more signing today or ever again.
[cheering]

Jonah: You got anything new, Smith?
Smith: Thought you'd never ask.
[shows him new weapons]
Jonah: Wow...
Smith: I take it that means you approve?

Kate: You used me as bait.
Matt: Nah, you used yourself as bait.

Peter: [while teleporting and beating up Thanos] Magic. More Magic. Magic with a Kick. Mag...
[Thanos graps Peter by the throat]
Thanos: Insect!

Kate: [after an illegal gun battle] What am I doing here?
Matt: What you're doing here is you're giving us the opportunity to shake the tree and create chaos. That's what this is! In the meantime, just sponge everything up you see. Learn! That's why you're here.

Thanos: Daughter.
Young: Did you do it?
Thanos: Yes.
Young: What did it cost?
Thanos: ...Everything.

[Hex beats up a bunch of thugs who were attacking a dog for fun]
Jonah: [to the dog] I envy your good looks, boy.
[walks off, the dog follows him]

Gamora: I was a child when you took me.
Thanos: I saved you.
Gamora: No. We were happy on my home planet.
Thanos: You were going to bed hungry, scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I'm the one who stopped that. You know what's happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It's a paradise.
Gamora: Because you murdered half the planet.
Thanos: A small price to pay for salvation.
Gamora: You're insane.
Thanos: Little one, it's a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite. If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correcting.
Gamora: You don't know that!
Thanos: I'm the only one who knows that. At least, I'm the only one with the will to act on it.

Llewelyn: If I don't come back, tell mother I love her.
Carla: Your mother's dead, Llewelyn.
Llewelyn: Well then I'll tell her myself.

Dwight: You're insane.
Ava: No, Dwight. A crazy person would be anyone who belives me. And that would be you.

Stunk: You surely have done us quite a favor.
Jonah: Transaction's all it was. I'll collect my hundred dollar bounty on them and be on my way.
Stunk: That there, Mr. Hex was more of a limited-time offer.
Jonah: But you'll pay it just the same.
Stunk: Hell, Mr. Hex, there's an unscrupulous character or two would pay double that for your stinkin' hide!
[Hex glances at the undertaker's]
Jonah: Five coffins...
[counts the Mayor, the Sheriff and his deputies]
Jonah: Sure you don't need eight?

Jeb: I've been watching you, and I've been watching him, and I gotta tell you, it's getting real hard to tell the difference between you.
Jonah: Your father is a monster, you hear me?
Jeb: And you ain't? From where I sit, you're just two men bent on murdering people to make your own pain go away. Life like that, it sounds a hell of a lot like being damned.

President: [pays Hex] Here's your reward, in full. I also hope you'll reconsider.
[Hex looks at a Sheriff badge]
Jonah: Country's too big for patrollin' sir. But if you're ever in a jam, you know who to call.

Mikey: [calls for a bathroom break] Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room.
[Brandon heads to a different cave]
Mikey: Brand, where're you going?
Brandon: This is the *men's* room.

Kate: Is he CIA? Are you?
Matt: He's a DOD advisor, just like me.
Kate: No, he's not.
Matt: Just pay attention to Alejandro, and if he says to do something, just do it.
Kate: I'm not authorized to follow orders from Alejandro! Especially in Mexico!
Matt: Fine. Then stay here. But you don't want to, do you?
Kate: I just wanna know what I'm getting into.
Matt: Kate, you volunteered to get on this train because you... you know you're doing nothing in Phoenix. Yeah, you're just sweeping up a fucking mess. In six months, every single house you raid will be rigged with explosives. Do you want to find the guys responsible? Yes or no?
Kate: [quietly] Yes.
Matt: Yes?
Kate: [louder] Yes!
Matt: This is where we start.

Dwight: This time they've crossed a fatal line.

Dwight: Ava...
[gets shot out of window]
Ava: [looks out window and sees that he is still alive] Damn.

[a dozen Union soldiers burst into Lilah's room]
Jonah: Christ, woman, how many men you seeing today?

Carla: Where'd you get the pistol?
Llewelyn: At the gettin' place.
Carla: Did you buy that gun?
Llewelyn: No. I found it.
Carla: Llewelyn!
Llewelyn: What? Quit hollerin'.
Carla: What'd you give for that thing?
Llewelyn: You don't need to know everything, Carla Jean.
Carla: I need to know that.
Llewelyn: You keep runnin' that mouth I'm gonna' take you in the back and screw ya'.
Carla: Big talk.
Llewelyn: Keep it up.
Carla: Fine. I don't wanna' know. I don't even wanna' know where you been all day.
Llewelyn: That'll work.

Loki: If you're going to Earth, you might want a guide. I do have a bit of experience in that arena.
Thanos: Well, if you consider failure experience.
Loki: I consider *experience* experience.

Royal: There is a great void!

Thanos: Get to the ship!
Nebula: Are you crazy? You'll never take them yourself!
Thanos: Not crazy...
[beat]
Thanos: Mad.

Cable: There's nothing I can't kill.
Deadpool: Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say... "There's a first time for everything,son." Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willy.
[cuts down one bullet then gets riddled by more bullets]
Deadpool: Those bullets were, like, super fast.

[Data comes flying into the house knocking over everyone]
Chunk: [saves the statue of Michaelangelo's David] Hey! I bet you guys thought I was going to drop it huh? I know you would think that from good ol' Chunk.
[Chunk places the statue on the table, but it falls off]
Brandon: You idiot!
Mikey: Oh, my god!
[Mikey runs over to pick up the statue and hold the breathalizer in his mouth]
Chunk: [examines the statue] Look, look! It's not broken. It's perfect! Ha ha!
Mikey: [sees that the statue's penis has broken off] Oh, my GOD! That's my mom's most favorite piece!
[Mikey tries to put the penis back on]
Chunk: Oh, my god.
Mouth: You wouldn't be here if it wasn't.
Mikey: Shut up, Mouth!
Brandon: Shut up, Mouth.

Detective: [after Detective Trupo finds Blue Magic in a small bag in the car] What are we gonna do about this?
Frank: We ain't gon' do shit about it. Close it up. Throw it back in the trunk. Everybody go home. Have some pumpin pie, warm apple cider...
Detective: I got a better idea, or would you rather me throw you and your brother in the fuckin' river?
Frank: Or, would you rather your house blows up next time?

Ava: What does it feel like?
Dwight: What?
Ava: Murdering an innocent man. Just wanna know what it felt like. Must have been beautiful.
Dwight: What are you talking about innocence?
Ava: I knew I could count on you. Sex always made you stupid, ready to believe anything.
[chuckles]
Ava: You've just made me a very rich woman.
[points a gun at Dwight]
Ava: Do me one last favor, lover? Stay still long enough for me to blow your brains out.

Lieutenant: Sir. Sir.
- The shield's come down.
Gurney: God in heaven.
- Get everything with guns off the ground! Go!

Llewelyn: Yeah, I'm going to bring you something, alright. I decided to make you a special project of mine. You ain't going have to come looking for me at all.
[Moss hangs up the phone]

Burly: Hey, what happened to your face...?
[Hex kills him with a thrown tomahawk]
Jonah: I'm all out of wiseass answers.

Dwight: [getting beaten by Manute] An atom bomb goes off between my legs.

[Detective Trupo notices Richie's plans to arrest Frank Lucas]
Detective: What's this? Don't tell me you're actually gonna arrest Frank Lucas, are you?
Detective: What? Haven't you heard? We're all fucking crazy over here. You know what we do here? Cops... arrest... bad guys. The next time you come across the bridge, you should call me first. Just make sure it's safe.

Mikey: [to One-Eyed Willie] Hi Willie. Oh, I'm Mike Walsh. You've been expecting me, haven't you? Well I made it. I beat you. I got here in one piece... so far.
[lifts up Willie's patch]
Mikey: So... that's why they call you One-Eyed Willie... One-Eyed Willie.
[takes a breath from his breathalizer]
Mikey: We have a lot in common, you and me. One-Eyed Willie. You're the first Goonie.
[the rest of the Goonies show up]
Mikey: Yo. Hi guys. How's it going? This is Willie... One-Eyed Willie. Say hi, Willie. Those are my friends... the Goonies.
[pauses]
Mikey: How long have you guys been standing there?
Brandon: Long enough, Mikey. Long enough.

[last lines]
Jonah: They say that a man with revenge in his heart should dig two graves. One for his enemy and one for himself. I guess mine's just gonna have to wait.

Brandon: My new tires! They popped my new tires those son of a... I'm going to kill...
[Brandon takes a little girl's bike]
Brandon: [to the girl] Thanks I owe you one.
Girl: My bike! I want my bike, I want my bike, I want my bike.

Llewelyn: [talking over phone] Hello?
Anton: Yes?
Llewelyn: Is, uh, Carson Wells there?
Anton: Not in the sense that you mean. You need to come see me.
Llewelyn: Who is this?
Anton: You know who it is. You need to talk to me.
Llewelyn: I don't need to talk to you.
Anton: I think you do. Do you know where I'm going?
Llewelyn: Why would I care where you're going?
Anton: I know where you are.
Llewelyn: Yeah? Where am I?
Anton: You're in the hospital across the river, but that's not where I'm going. Do you know where I'm going?
Llewelyn: [blood flows on the floor, and so Chigurh lifts his feet and rests them on the bed] Yeah, I know where you're going.
Anton: Alright.
Llewelyn: You know she won't be there.
Anton: It doesn't make any difference where she is.
Llewelyn: So what are you going up there for?
Anton: You know how this is going to turn out, don't you?
Llewelyn: Nope.
Anton: I think you do. So this is what I'll offer - you bring me the money and I'll let her go. Otherwise she's accountable, same as you. That's the best deal you're gonna get. I won't tell you you can save yourself, because you can't.

Royal: [grabbing Karl by the collar and speaking an inch from his face] There are no Fritos in that hole, Karl !

Irene: Boys, I am taking Rosalita to the supermarket. Now listen, I am going to be back in about an hour. Mikey, I want you kept inside. Brandon, if he's coming down with asthma, I don't want him out in the rain.
Brandon: He should be put in a plastic bubble.
Irene: I'm serious Brandon! That's not funny. He takes one step outside and you'll be in the deepest, absolutely the deepest, shi, shi, shi...
Brandon: Shit, Ma!
Irene: I don't like that language but that's exactly what you're going to be in. And you, Data.
Data: Data,
Irene: Data,use the back door from now on okay?

Jeb: You killed me, Jonah!
Jonah: You drew on me, Jeb.
Jeb: Yeah, that was a mistake.
Jonah: Well, obviously.

Thanos: I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive, but you have shown me... that's impossible. As long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those, that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.

Cable: You remind me of my wife.
Wade: I'm sorry?
Cable: I said you remind me...
Wade: No, I'm sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.

Jonah: This is for my wife!
[kills a laughing Burke... then resurrects him. Burke is now terrified of what he saw]
Jonah: And this is for my son!
[burns him to ashes]