30 Best Toby Jones Quotes

Culverton: We're going to have endless fun, Mr Holmes. Aren't we?

The: There was an old Doctor from Gallifrey/ Who ending up throwing his life away/ He let down his friends and...
The: Oh, now. We've run out of time.

Culverton: Oh... no, I-I'll lay it out for you. There are two possible explanations for what's going on here. Either I'm a "serial killer" or Sherlock Holmes is off his tits on drugs, hm? Delusional paranoia about a... a public personality. That's not so special. It's not even new.
Culverton: [turns to Sherlock] I think you need to, uh, tell your faithful little friend how you're wasting his time because you're too high to know what's real anymore.

Culverton: Please, please, no violence. Thank you Doctor Watson. I don't think he's a danger any more. Leave him be.
Sherlock: No, no it's OK, let him do what he wants, he's entitled. I killed his wife.
Dr. John Watson: Yes you did.

Luna: [takes his hand] Whenever you're ready, Sir.
Dobby the House Elf: "Sir"? I like her very much.

Ultron: [confronting Zola in his subconscious] Who are you? What Is your objective?
Arnim: Once upon a time, it was to bring forth HYDRA's domination. But you ended that, so now I suppose my objective is to end you.
[produces tentacles that stab Ultron, deleting him]

Culverton: What's the very worst thing you can do... to your very best friends?
Ivan: Something on your mind?
Culverton: Yes, Simon. Oh yes.
Ivan: Whatever you tell us, stays in this room. I think I speak for everyone.
Faith: Well, what is the worst thing you could do?
Culverton: Tell them your darkest secret. Because... if you tell them, and they decide they'd rather not know, you can't take it back. You can't unsay it. Once you've opened your heart, you can't close it again.

Faith: Ignorance is bliss.
Culverton: Well, what's wrong with bliss?

Bellatrix: How dare you defy your master!
Dobby the House Elf: Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf, and Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends!

Bellatrix: You stupid elf! You could have killed me!
Dobby the House Elf: Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim, or seriously injure!

Duir: Six dwarves against an army?
Coll: I like them odds.

Dr. Arnim Zola: I don't eat meat.
Col. Chester Phillips: Why not?
Dr. Arnim Zola: It disagrees with me.
Col. Chester Phillips: How about cyanide? Does that give you the rumbly tummy, too?

Dobby: Master has given Dobby a sock.
Lucius: What? I didn't give...
Dobby: Master has present Dobby with clothes! Dobby is... free.
[Harry lifts up a pant leg, revealing it was his sock]
Lucius: [livid] You lost me MY SERVANT!

Sherlock: Why do you do it?
Culverton: Why do I kill? It's-it's not about hatred, or... or revenge. I'm not a dark person. Killing human beings...
[starts chuckling]
Culverton: ...it just makes me... ah, incredibly happy. You know, in-in-in films, when-when you see dead people pretending to be dead, and it's just living people lying down? Well, that's not what dead people look like. Dead people... look like things. I like to make people into things. Then you can own them.

Col. Chester Phillips: Sit down.
[Colonel Phillips puts down a tray of food at a table]
Dr. Arnim Zola: What is this?
Col. Chester Phillips: Steak.
Dr. Arnim Zola: What is in it?
Col. Chester Phillips: Cow.

Dr. Arnim Zola: HYDRA was founded on the belief that humanity could not be trusted with its own freedom. What we did not realize was that if you tried to take that freedom, they resist. The war taught us much. Humanity needed to surrender its freedom willingly. After the war, S.H.I.E.L.D. was founded, and I was recruited. The new HYDRA grew, a beautiful parasite inside S.H.I.E.L.D. For 70 years, HYDRA has been secretly feeding crises, reaping war. And when history did not cooperate, history was changed.
Natasha: That's impossible. S.H.I.E.L.D. would've stopped you.
Dr. Arnim Zola: Accidents will happen. HYDRA created a world so chaotic that humanity is finally ready to sacrifice its freedom to gain its security. Once the purification process is complete, HYDRA's New World Order will arise. We won, Captain. Your death amounts to the same as your life, a zero sum!

The: Loves a redhead, our naughty Doctor. Has he told you about Elizabeth I? Well, she thought she was the first...

Arnim: I assure you, if I had a life to swear on, I would.

Arnim: Your team-building instincts need work.
Clint: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell it to HR.

Dobby the House Elf: [dying] What a beautiful place... to be with friends.

The: You die in the dream, you wake up in reality. Ask me what happens if you die in reality.
Rory: What happens?
The: You die, stupid. That's why it's called "reality".

The: I'd blush if I had a blood supply, or a real face.

The: You're a Time Lord, let's call me the Dream Lord.

Silk: I'm not a bad person. I'm a kleptomaniac.
Thomson: A what?
Inspector: It's fear of open spaces.
Thomson: Poor man. No wonder he keeps his wallets in the living room.

Steve: Arnim Zola was a German scientist who worked with the Red Skull. He's been dead for years.
Dr. Arnim Zola: [inside a machine] First correction, I am Swiss. Second, look around you, I have never been more alive! In 1972, I received a terminal diagnosis. Science could not save my body. My mind, however, that was worth saving... on two hundred thousand feet of data banks! You are standing in my brain!

- Peeta?
Claudius: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two,
- One.

The: Tweet, tweet. Time to sleep
The: Oh. Or are you waking up?

Harry: Promise me something.
Dobby: Anything, sir.
Harry: Never try to save my life again.

Culverton: If the Queen was a serial killer, I'd be the first person she'd tell. We have that kind of friendship.

[from trailer]
Coll: I don't like killing girls.
Duir: I do!