The Best Toke Quotes

John: Toke. You seen anyone acting weird?
Toke: Are you kidding? Everyone's exactly the same. Only fatter.

Toke: [watching Reese fight "Phil"] Dudes, you're both like scary ninjas.

Toke: Buddy! You haven't changed. It's like going back in a time machine.
John: And you look exactly the same as the day we met.

Sameen: [to "Phil"] Who sent you? Why are you here?
Toke: What happened to Phil?
Sameen: This was a domestic terrorist who ingested cyanide to avoid giving me information about his underground operation.
Toke: Phil became a terrorist?