The Best Amanda Quotes

Lola: Inari's no friend to anybody.
Amanda: This one time, I woke up from a nap and Inari was just staring at me.
Kasey: One time, she used my toothbrush. Like in her mouth.
Amanda: Not to mention your boyfriend. In her mouth.

Tamsin: Lola, this is my friend, Bo.
Lola: As in, unaligned Succubus Bo? I heard she was in Hecuba prison.
Kasey: I heard she went Dark.
Amanda: I heard she was pretty. This girl's all pasty.
Bo: And to think I felt I missed out by not going to college.

Kasey: Death's gonna be a sweet out, considering who Tamsin's gotten involved with.
Amanda: [Bo looks confused] A bad guy. Like, Voldemort bad.

Amanda: The least we can do is take this nasty bullet out. I'll scrub in.
Bo: [Skeptical] You're a doctor?
Amanda: No, but I've been pre-med for 20 years. I love college.
Kasey: I'll prep the patient. Do we have time for a makeover?
Amanda: It's a horizontal laceration, Kasey.
[Smiles]
Amanda: Of course we do!
Bo: [sighs] Ginger bitches.

Tamsin: I knew I was a goner, I didn't think I was gonna wake up in slut heaven.
Amanda: O-M-G-G. The extra G is for glitter.
Kasey: Amanda? You're a freakin' genius.
Tamsin: Stitchwork's not bad either, Kasey.
Kasey: And the best part is, you "barely" look like you're dying!

Kasey: Do you have a non-Ibiza party mix? I'm so over that scene.
Amanda: Get dumped by one Spanish prince, and no more island raves for any of us.
Kasey: Screw you, Amanda.
Amanda: I'd rather keep screwing Fernando.
Kasey: WHAT?
Amanda: To avenge you sweetie.

Bo: Ladies. Can we have a moment?
Kasey: Only if you don't mind us rifling through your drawers.
Amanda: Slash trying on your underwear.
[They run upstairs giggling]
Tamsin: Sorry about that.
Bo: Well, they'll be out of luck. I don't wear underwear.

Amanda: Tamsin's clearly at the end of her life cycle. Lookie.
[Shows Tamsin's hair falling out]
Bo: She is. She's dying.
Amanda: Also, split ends.