The Best Assistant Director Shay Mosley Quotes

Assistant: [Talking to the agents after an epic TV cop shootout about something TV cops never do] That was a major shooting incident. I'm sure you have lots of paperwork to handle.

Assistant: Have you killed Eric? I suggest you cover it up. I'm not in the mood for that paperwork.
Sam: Nah, I left him at Westside Electric. He needed to upload some new software, and I needed to stop listening to his Mannheim Steamroller playlist.