The Best Augustus Gloop Quotes

Augustus: Don't you want to know our names?
Willy: Can't imagine how it would matter.

Grandpa: The kids who are going to find the golden tickets are the ones who can afford to buy candy bars every day! Our Charlie gets only one a year. He doesn't have a chance.
Grandma: Everyone has a chance, Charlie.
Grandpa: Mark my words. The kid who finds the first ticket will be fat, fat, fat.
[Cuts to Augustus Gloop holding up the winning ticket]
German Reporter: Augustus!
Augustus: [as cameras flash] I'm eating the Wonka bar and I taste something that is not chocolate. Or coconut, or walnut, or peanut butter, or nougat, or butter brittle, or caramel, or sprinkles. So I look and I find the golden ticket.

Augustus: [offering the Wonka bar he had been munching on to Charlie] Would you like some chocolate?
Charlie: Sure!
Augustus: [yanking the candy bar away] Then you should have brought some.

Augustus: [Augustus steps in front of Veruca] I'm Augustus Gloop. I love your chocolate.
Willy: I can see that. So do I. I never expected to have so much in common.
[Wonka stops and turns around to Mike]
Willy: You, you're Mike Teavee. You're the little devil who cracked the system.
[looks at Charlie]
Willy: And you, well, you're just lucky to be here, aren't you?