The Best Battle Droids Quotes

Battle: We're defending the bridge alone?
Battle: Against the Jedi? I hate this job.

C: We surrender. We surrender.
Battle: Uh, where did you come from?
Battle: They must be pirate droids.
Battle: Pirate droids? You're under arrest.
C: Pirate droids? We're not pirate droids. We are part of the Republ--
[R2D2 bumps against C3PO's leg]
C: Oh, yes, uh, we are pirate droids.
Battle: That is what we thought.

Mace: My name is General Mace Windu of the Jedi Order. At this point in the Clone War, I have dismantled and destroyed over one-hundred thousand of you Type 1 battle droids. I am giving you an opportunity to peacefully lay down your weapons so that you may be reprogrammed to serve a better purpose than spreading the mindless violence and chaos which you have inflicted upon the galaxy.
Battle: Blast' em!
Obi: Well, I guess it was worth a try.

Super: [after the the buzz droids' failure] Have the buzz droids reported back in yet?
Battle: No. There has been no signal from them. In fact, I cannot even locate their signal anymore.
Super: We must assume then that the buzz droids have failed. I want those intruders found before they ruin our plans.
Battle: Roger, roger.

Battle: Don't shoot, I'm not the commander. He, he's the commander.
[a clone trooper shoots the commanding droid]
Battle: Guess I'm the commander now.

Battle: Send them off to the incinerator room with the rest of the pirate scum.
C: The incinerator room?
Battle: Yes. You will be melted down for General Grievous's war machine.

Battle: [scrubbing the floor of the Gutkurr pens] Yep. This is about the worst job in the droid army.

Battle: [escaping from Trade Federation tank] Run for it!
[being pulled into tank]
Battle: But I just got promoted...

Battle: [facing Anakin Skywalker] Come on! There's three of us and only one of him!
Battle: [resigned to the inevitable] It won't matter.

[On a Separatist battleship over the sky]
Tactical: This is taking too long. Destroy that cruiser.
Battle: But, sir, there could still be hundreds of droids onboard.
Tactical: [frustrated] I don't care.
Battle: Roger, roger.

Lok: Ready?
Aqualish: [repeating the order in Huttese] Rundee?
Battle: Roger Roger.
Lok: Aim.
Aqualish: Togwa!
Lok: Fire!
Aqualish: Keepuna!

Battle: All for one and one for aaaah!
[is trampled by a crab droid]

TX: So. It's General Kenobi who is leading this assault. He is known for his deceptive maneuvers.
Battle: Roger Roger. Download his file.

Battle: [torturing Jedi Master Bolla Ropal] I'm not sure how much more of this he can take.
Cad: Are you a medical droid?
Battle: Eh... no sir.
Cad: Then step back and shut up.
Battle: Roger roger.
Cad: More power.

Battle: They escaped Sir.
Osi: Captain, show this droid what happens when we use that word.

Battle: Eh, sir, that Republic ship has destroyed our escort and is blocking our escape.
Cad: Whoevers commanding that cruiser is a bold one.

OM: [approaching a downed Republic Gunship] Careful. It might be full of Clones.
OM: [opens Gunship hatch] Eh, no clones, just explosives. Explosives?

Battle: We've lost all his vital signs.
Cad: Check.
[a Magna droid uses his electrostaff on Bolla Ropal]
Battle: He is no longer functioning
Cad: Drop him.
[a B1 Battle Droid releases Ropal from the force field, who falls to the ground]
Battle: [gets down on one knee to scan Ropal's vital signs] He's dead.
Cad: Looks like we'll have to find another Jedi to open this Holocron.