The Best Boomer Quotes

Boomer: You can talk to me, Nana...
Marion: Oh, that's different, Leslie. A woman needs the companionship of other women.
Annie: What about your friends, Marion?
Marion: They're dead!

Boomer: I've been praying on it, and I'm not proud of my part in everything.
Annie: Oh, so this is like an "I'm sorry I tried to rape you" cake?

Boomer: I can't go in there.
Marion: I can't keep making up stories, Leslie.
Boomer: I am not a kid anymore, Nana.
Marion: Then go be a big boy.