Top 50 Quotes From Good Girls

Rio: [about her shopping ladies] So who was it?
Beth: You got your money.
Rio: Yeah, I'm also gonna need a name.
Beth: I took care of it.
Rio: Come on. Just give me a name.
Beth: Beth Boland.
Rio: Hmm. Now let me give you some advice, yeah? When you got a rotten egg in the bunch, it stinks up the whole lot till you get rid of it.
Beth: Like I said, I'm handling it...

Ruby: [sitting together on the floor] Look at that suitcase. Your traveling game is on point. I mean, You got your friends, gummy bears. What more do you need? So where you headed? Big Apple? Vegas? Hogwarts?
Jane: I'm not allowed to cross the street.
Ruby: Well, then the closet is a smart choice.

Annie: I say we look on the dark web. On "The First 48" they always hire, like, a gym trainer or something.
Ruby: How do we get on that?
Annie: I don't know. That's why it's called the dark web. It's not meant for us.

Stan: I used to be a cop.
Krystal: And I used to teach preschool. This pays way better.

Beth: Can I have another?
Ruby: So you have a nine month solution to a permanent problem.
Beth: Three months. Maybe four.
Annie: What are you gonna do?
Beth: I'm gonna drink this and then I'm gonna have another.

Beth: You haven't been in the game for what, two months?
Rio: Don't worry about it.
Beth: No pills, no cars, no cash? It's gotta hurt.
Rio: Yeah, you don't know my interests.
Beth: I know they need capital. And your guy could chop me up in a million pieces whenever you want, so what do you got to lose?

Mary: Just because you want something doesn't give you the right to take it.

Rio: I don't give a damn if you try. You gotta win, bitch.

Annie: Ugh, Canadians.

Ruby: [about Annie] She gets her GED and now she's Stephen Hawking?

Carl: When life gives you lemons, you can't rob a bank.

Boomer: I've been praying on it, and I'm not proud of my part in everything.
Annie: Oh, so this is like an "I'm sorry I tried to rape you" cake?

Ruby: We're not bad people, Stan.
Stan: No, baby, we're good people
[with a Jamaican accent]
Stan: who do bad tings.

Nancy: [mother-to-be talk] I mean, obviously, who cares. You just want a healthy baby, blah, blah, blah. Did you do it naturally?
Annie: Uh, well, I pooped her out in the bathroom at prom, so Is she coming down or
[stutters]

Beth: What's that you're always saying about your rotten eggs and how you have to handle 'em?
Rio: Go home.
Beth: I don't see how you're gonna let me do that. Is it gonna be you? Or do I come home one day and your boys are in my kitchen?

Rio: You wanna be the king, you gotta kill the king. This stuff's medieval, darling.

Annie: Check it out. Two o'clock.
[pointing out the driver's side window]
Beth: Have you ever seen a clock?

Beth: You okay?
Ruby: I mean, just add it to the list of things I'm not okay with. Like taking orders from grown men who go by the names of Bullet, Demon, and Mr. Cisco.

[first lines]
Dean: [about her stacks of money] Okay. Are you a drug lord? Are you running a prostitution ring?
Beth: [chuckles] Don't you wish.
Dean: What is going on? I mean, 'cause I have a right to know.
Beth: Remember when you were screwing your secretary and lost everything that we had and I was completely in the dark?
Dean: Yes.
Beth: So this is kind of like that. Oh, don't forget that I need you out of the house tonight.
Dean: "Book club?"
Beth: "Book club."

Beth: Well, no one got raped.
Ruby: Sorta...

Beth: [to Ruby] I want to make it very clear that we have hit a new low, even for us.

Beth: How do you not get caught?
Rio: School ain't in session right now.
Beth: Hey, come on. We just cleaned $1/2 million for you.
Rio: I flip my game.
Beth: What does that mean?
Rio: It means, I flip my game.
Annie: Uh, she knows all those words individually but not, like, in a row.

Agent: You go on record saying you saw Leslie Peterson's murder. How Beth Boland chopped him up, put him in a freezer, and threw away his body.
Stan: I didn't say any of that.
Agent: Well, I didn't see you take that pen cap, but I know you did.
Stan: How's that?
Agent: I got a guy who saw you.
Stan: Who?
Agent: I haven't found him yet. But there's always someone out there that needs to save his own ass, right?

Ruby: [to Stan] You can't make a living being a freelance heavy.

Eric: [robbing a sports memorabilia store] Nobody move! Give me the '52 Mantle rookie!

Annie: [giving customer service feedback] Do you fire them? Because I'd hate to see that happen.
Shop: If the situation were extreme enough, certainly. You didn't happen to catch your technician's name?
Annie: Yeah, he just wasn't that memorable. Kinda had, like a, mini dad bod. And he smelled like, hmm, it's hard to describe. Have you ever been to a zoo in the rain?

Annie: We've been here before. You know, we know how this ends.
Gregg: How does it end?
Annie: Total carnage.
Gregg: Probably.
Annie: Like "Scarface" level carnage.
Gregg: Which is still the best movie ever.

Ruby: Who *is* Secretary of State?

[first lines]
Ruby: So, we're murderers now?
Annie: Yeah, straight up execution is what it is.
Ruby: Cold-blooded killing of a man.
Annie: His name is Eddy. He likes his mom, vintage watches, and Mexican food. What? I'm just trying to, like, humanize him before we
Beth: We're not killing anyone.
Annie: What do you call it then?
Ruby: We're just telling a gangbanger that his boy's been flipped by the cops.
Annie: Yeah, and you know they're not going to couples therapy to work it out.

Beth: I haven't paid my mortgage in 4 months.
Ruby: And Stan's gonna have to get on that pole.
Annie: I just need a little bit more time and I can f...
Beth: You're not an artist. None of us are. She has a Master's in Graphic Design.

Nancy: You really should. You're the only other person on the planet who has been here, you know?
Annie: Where's that?
Nancy: Pregs with Gregs.

Beth: Two car seats, plus a booster? What's that gonna set me back, like 600 bucks.
Annie: Well, maybe he'll realize it and bring 'em back.
Ruby: That's not how carjackings work.

Ruby: I just wanna be a good person again.

Beth: I'm gonna take a shower. I smell like booze and crime.

Beth: It would get him off our trail.
Annie: With my vagina?
Ruby: If we could use somebody else's, we would.

Dean: We're in a cult, dude.
Stan: Yeah, they got us good.

Rio: [about overnight job] Wow, so you must have not had much sleep then, huh?
Beth: Well, I'm a mother of four so I'm used to it.

Beth: [meeting at the bar] The one perk to losing your kids...
Rio: What's that?
Beth: Day drinking.

Eric: [to Beth] You must be a beaver, because... damn.

[last lines]
Beth: All those fairy tales they told us when we were little girls? The morals were always, if you're good and if you follow the rules, if you don't lie and you don't cheat... If you're good, you'll get good things. And if you're a dick, you get punished. But what if the people who made up those stories are the dicks?
Ruby: Are you following her?
Annie: Mm, mas o menos.
Beth: What if the bad people made all that up so the good people never get anything good?
Annie: Uh, now I'm lost.
Ruby: What's the takeaway?
Beth: It doesn't matter what we've done, we're the good guys. *He's* the criminal here. *He's* the one who should be in jail. Not us.
Annie: That's what *I'm* talking about.
Beth: Right?
Annie: Hell to the yeah, right!
Ruby: Then let's put him there.

[last lines]
Beth: [middle of the night meeting] I can't do this anymore.
Rio: What's that?
Beth: The lying. I lie to my family - to my friends - to the FBI - to you. I can't even keep it straight. And I can't hide. Not from you. And I can't kill somebody either, so... I'm just so tired. I don't think I've gotten a full night's sleep in over two months. Knowing you is like having a newborn. Are you going to kill me?
Rio: I'm gonna teach you.

Doctor: [walks into waiting room] Your husband is going to be fine. Another half inch to the right, the bullet would've nicked his aorta. We'd be having a very different conversation.
Beth: Wait. He's not dead?
Doctor: No, he has a long road ahead, but his his vitals are stable.
[walks back out]
Beth: I didn't kill my husband...
Annie: Yay. Look at that. So good.
Beth: He's going to kill me.

Ruby: [about Rio's latest henious assignment] Maybe if we wait he'll get ants in his pants and he'll do it himself.
Annie: Yeah. Yeah, and then he'll do the hokey pokey and he'll turn himself around, and then you know what he's gonna do? Us!
Beth: You know what this is? A gang initiation.
Ruby: Son of a bitch!

Henry: I'm just so much hotter here. A D.C. six is like a Detroit nine.

[last lines]
FBI: [concluding his interview] Mrs. Boland? Just be careful who you bring into your home.
Beth: [confidently] I'm tougher than I look...

Boomer: You can talk to me, Nana...
Marion: Oh, that's different, Leslie. A woman needs the companionship of other women.
Annie: What about your friends, Marion?
Marion: They're dead!

Garrett: [playing a video game] You got pwned!

[first lines]
Jane: [narrating] Girls today can be anything. CEO, Olympic gold medalist, even a Supreme Court Justice. We've finally broken that glass ceiling. And, wow, sure looks good from the top.
[runs through the house]

Ruby: Y'all realize we're using a baby as a human shield?

Annie: Damn, someone's in a mood.
Ruby: Uh, going through something with Stan.
Annie: What, did he rub your feet too much? Been hugging on you too hard?