The Best Boss Johns Quotes

Riddick: So what's the bounty at?
Boss: I don't know. I don't care. It's not why I'm here.
Riddick: I bet the big jamoke knows.
Diaz: Yeah. I know exactly what it is.
Boss: What I do know is that's double if you're brought back dead.
Riddick: That's new. Will it be enough to pay your funerals?

Boss: Do you think you can ride one of these things?
Riddick: I'll ride it like I stole it.

Santana: What the fuck do you want, man?
Boss: You know what? I'm gonna fold you in, Santana. But I give orders to Dahl. And Dahl's gonna give orders to you. And that's the chain of command from this point forward.
Santana: Why am I not loving this plan so far? Oh, I know, I know. Because it sucks ass and swallows! I'm not taking orders from your pet whore who think I won't smack her right back...
[Dahl punches Santanta]
Dahl: I don't fuck guys. Occasionally I fuck 'em up if they need it.

Boss: Lot of good men died here, Riddick. Not sure how I'm supposed to overlook that. Next time.
Riddick: Yeah, things would have been different if they weren't trying to put my head in a box.

Santana: Maybe it's time to start merging assets, right?
Boss: So this is you asking for my help?
Santana: This is me saying I may need some of your gear. If some of your guys happen to come attached to that gear, I will understand that's the way it's gotta be.
Boss: So you're asking for my gear's help?
Santana: More like that.
Boss: Moss?
Boss: [Moss leans towards his JetHog and nods] Gear say, "Nah... bitch.
Boss: There's your answer.

Boss: If Riddick comes back here without us, you go ahead, you kill him on general principle.
Dahl: Is that before or after I'm supposed to fuck him?

Boss: You know who that was, right? On the emergency beacon?
Santana: Wouldn't be here if i didn't.
Boss: The concept of backup still has no appeal to you?
Santana: My besties here can ball with anyone. No disrespect for your crew, of course, who look strong too, in those matchy-matchy outfits.
Diaz: Shit. Didn't know there was a dress code.
Santana: Yeah, right?