The Best Diaz Quotes

Riddick: So what's the bounty at?
Boss: I don't know. I don't care. It's not why I'm here.
Riddick: I bet the big jamoke knows.
Diaz: Yeah. I know exactly what it is.
Boss: What I do know is that's double if you're brought back dead.
Riddick: That's new. Will it be enough to pay your funerals?

[Riddick just killed Santana]
Diaz: Yeah. Let's cut him loose.
Dahl: That was five seconds.
Riddick: I like to be a man of my word.

Santana: [Diaz takes a shot at Riddick's dog and misses] Nice work, Diaz. Encouraging.
Diaz: Had something in my eye.
Santana: It's called a scope. Try it next time.

Boss: You know who that was, right? On the emergency beacon?
Santana: Wouldn't be here if i didn't.
Boss: The concept of backup still has no appeal to you?
Santana: My besties here can ball with anyone. No disrespect for your crew, of course, who look strong too, in those matchy-matchy outfits.
Diaz: Shit. Didn't know there was a dress code.
Santana: Yeah, right?

Vargas: One night, three dead. Not sure I'm loving this trend.
Luna: Two dead, one missing.
Vargas: Exactly. Three dead.
Diaz: Well, look at it this way, boys. We might all fit on one ship now.