30 Best Dave Bautista Quotes

Drax the Destroyer: I like your knife, I'm keeping it.
Moloka: That was my favorite knife.

[last lines]
Mantis: It's beautiful.
Drax: It is. And so are you.
[pause]
Drax: On the inside.

Peter: You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.
Rocket: Oh, it won't be my turd. It'll be Drax's.
Drax: [laughs] I have famously huge turds.

Drax the Destroyer: I can barely see.
Groot: [Groot releases glowing spores from his body to light up the way ahead]
Drax the Destroyer: Where did you learn to do that?
Peter: I'm pretty sure the answer is: "I am Groot".
Groot: [Groot nods "yes" to Peter]

[Groot is playing a video game called Defender. Peter Quill turns to Groot]
Peter: Groot, put that thing away. Now, I don't wanna tell you again... Groot?
Groot: [in a mocking tone] I am Groot!
Peter: Whoa!
Rocket: Language!
Mantis: Hey!
Drax: Wow.
Peter: You got some acorns on you, kid.
Rocket: Ever since you got a little sap, you're a total D-hole.
[turns to Groot, angrily]
Rocket: Now, keep it up and I'm gonna smash that thing to pieces!

[a brawl takes place between Drax and Rocket]
Drax the Destroyer: This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about!
Rocket: That is true!
Drax the Destroyer: He has no respect!
Rocket: That is also true! Keep callin' me vermin tough guy, you just want to laugh at me like everyone else!
Peter: Rocket, you're drunk, all right? No one's laughing at you.
Rocket: [points at Drax] He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does!
[starts to cry]
Rocket: Well, I didn't ask to get made! I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some little monster!
Peter: Rocket, no one's calling you a monster...
Rocket: He called me vermin! She called me rodent! Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots in your freakin' face!
[draws a gun]
Peter: No no no! Four billion units! Rocket, come on man, suck it up for one more lousy night and we're rich.
Rocket: Fine, but I can't promise when all of this is over I'm not going to kill every last one of you jerks.
Peter: See, this is exactly why none of you have any friends!

Drax: [wrestling the Cloak of Levitation] Die, blanket of death!

Edo: [to Wren] Sometimes, in order to best serve the republic, you must work around its government.

Beast: Uncle, how did we let this happen? How can the Emperor take everything we've built and give it to that Duke? How?
Piter: Don't be too sure, it's an act of love.
Beast: What does he mean?
Baron: When is a gift not a gift? The Atreides Voice is rising and the Emperor is a jealous man. A dangerous, jealous man.

Boss: You know who that was, right? On the emergency beacon?
Santana: Wouldn't be here if i didn't.
Boss: The concept of backup still has no appeal to you?
Santana: My besties here can ball with anyone. No disrespect for your crew, of course, who look strong too, in those matchy-matchy outfits.
Diaz: Shit. Didn't know there was a dress code.
Santana: Yeah, right?

Gamora: [talks to Drax] You don't get opinions after that nonsense you pulled on Knowhere.
Drax the Destroyer: I just saved Quill!
Peter: We've already established that blowing up the ship I'm on isn't saving me.
Drax the Destroyer: When did we establish that?
Peter: Like three seconds ago!
Drax the Destroyer: Well I wasn't listening then, I was thinking about something else.
Rocket: She's right; you don't get opinions.

Drax: [about Thor] It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.

Drax: [Looking at Batteries] What are they called again?
Peter: Anulax batteries.
Drax: Harbulary batteries.
Peter: That's nothing like what I just said.

Drax: How did you get to this weird dumb planet?
Mantis: Ego found me in my larva state. Orphaned on my home world. He raised me by hand, and kept me as his own.
Drax: So you're a pet.
Mantis: I suppose.
Drax: People usually want cute pets. Why would Ego want such a hideous one?
Mantis: I am hideous?
Drax: You are horrifying to look at. Yes.
[Mantis lowers her eyes, offended by Drax' words]
Drax: Bu-but that's a good thing.
Mantis: Oh?
Drax: When you're ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are... beautiful people never know who to trust.
Mantis: [cheerfully] Well, then I'm certainly grateful to be ugly!

Drax: Ow! My nipples!

Tony: [to the Guardians] We gotta coalesce. Because if all we come out is with a plucky attitude
Peter: Dude, don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. We're more optimistic, yes. I like your plan. Except, it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.
Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.
Tony: What dance-off?
Peter: It's not a thing.
Peter: Like in Footloose, the movie?
Peter: Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?
Peter: It never was.
Tony: Don't encourage this, all right? We're getting no help from Flash Gordon here.
Peter: Flash Gordon? That's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half human. So that 50% of me that's stupid that's 100% you.

Peter: I have a plan.
Rocket: You've got a plan? Okay, first of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan.
Peter: I'm not copying you, I have a plan, that's not that unique of a thing to say.
Rocket: And secondly, I don't think you even have a plan.
Peter: I have part of a plan.
Drax the Destroyer: What percentage of a plan do you have?
Gamora: You don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere!
Drax the Destroyer: I just saved Quill!
Peter: We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!
Drax the Destroyer: When did we establish that?
Peter: Like three seconds ago!
Drax the Destroyer: Well I wasn't listening then, I was thinking of something else...
Rocket: She's right, you don't get an opinion... What percentage?
Peter: I dunno... Twelve percent?
Rocket: Twelve percent?
[starts laughing]
Peter: That's a fake laugh.
Rocket: It's real!
Peter: Totally fake!
Rocket: That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life because THAT IS NOT A PLAN!
Gamora: It's barely a concept.
Peter: [to Gamora] You're taking their side?
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: So what, "It's better than eleven percent!" What the hell does that have to do with anything?
Peter: [to Groot] Thank you Groot, thank you. See? Groot's the only one of you who has a clue.
Groot: [Groot begins to chew on a leaf protruding from his shoulder]

[the Guardians bring Thor aboard]
Peter: How the hell is this dude still alive?
Drax: He is not a dude. You're a dude. This... this is a man. A handsome, muscular man.
Peter: I'm muscular.
Rocket: Who are you kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat.
Peter: Yeah, right.
Drax: It's true. You have put on weight.
Peter: What?
[Drax gestures at his chin and gut]
Peter: Gamora, do you think I'm...
Mantis: [sensing Thor] He is anxious, angry, he feels tremendous loss and guilt.
Drax: It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.
Peter: Wow. This is a real wake-up call for me. Okay, I'm gonna get a Bowflex. I'm gonna commit. I'm gonna get some dumbbells.
Rocket: You know you can't eat dumbbells, right?
Gamora: [touching Thor's arms] It's like his muscles are made of Chitauri metal fibers.
Peter: Stop massaging his muscles.

Mantis: If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings.
Peter: You read minds?
Mantis: No. Telepaths know thoughts. Empaths feel feelings. Emotions.
Mantis: [to Peter] May I?
Peter: All right.
Mantis: [Mantis touches Peter's hand] You feel... love.
Peter: Yeah. I guess, yeah, I feel a general, unselfish love for just about everybody...
Mantis: No! Romantic, sexual love.
Peter: No. No, I don't.
Mantis: [points to Gamora] For her!
Peter: No, no. No, I don't.
Mantis: [points to Gamora] For her.
Peter: No! That is not...
[Drax starts laughing hysterically]
Peter: Okay... That's...
Drax: [still laughing] She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret!
Peter: Dude, come on, I think you're overreacting a little bit.
Drax: [still laughing] You must be so embarrassed!
Drax: [to Mantis] Do me! Do me! Do me!
[Mantis touches Drax and she starts laughing hysterically]
Mantis: I've never felt such humor!
Peter: So unbelievably uncool.
Drax: Oh, Quill...
[Mantis walks over to Gamora to touch her]
Gamora: Touch me, and the *only* thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.

Peter: [notices Drax has been watching him and Gamora] Dude. How long have you been standing there?
Drax: An hour.
Peter: An hour?
Gamora: Are you serious?
Drax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye... Watch.
[slowing starts moving his hand]
Peter: You're eating a Zargnut.
Drax: My movement... is so slow... that it's imperceptible.
Peter: Mmm, no.
Drax: I'm sure I'm invisible.
Mantis: Hi, Drax.
Drax: [after a pause] Dammit.

Rocket: Do you know why I did it, Star-Munch? Hmm?
Peter: I'm not gonna answer to "Star-Munch."
Rocket: I did it because I wanted to!
Peter: Dick.
Rocket: What are we even talking about this for? We just had a little man save us by blowing up fifty ships!
Drax: How little?
Rocket: [holding his thumb and forefinger close together] Well, I don't know, like this?
Gamora: [skeptically] A little one-inch man saved us?
Rocket: Well, if he got closer, I'm sure he would be much larger.
Peter: It's how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon.
Rocket: *Don't call me a racoon*!
Peter: I'm sorry. I took it too far. I meant trash panda.
[Rocket looks around in confusion]
Rocket: Is that better?
Drax: I don't know.
Peter: [snickering] It's worse. It's so much worse.

Drax the Destroyer: Finger on throat means death!
[kills Korath]
Drax the Destroyer: Metaphor.
Peter: ...Sort of.

Rocket: But Quill, beating Ronan... it can't be done. You're asking us to die.
Peter: Yeah... I guess I am.
[pause]
Gamora: [stands up] Quill, I have lived most of my life surrounded my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends.
Drax the Destroyer: [stands up] You're an honorable man, Quill. I will fight beside you. And in the end, I will see my wife and daughter.
Groot: [stands up] I am Groot.
Rocket: Aww, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway...
[stands up]
Rocket: Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle.

Riddick: So what's the bounty at?
Boss: I don't know. I don't care. It's not why I'm here.
Riddick: I bet the big jamoke knows.
Diaz: Yeah. I know exactly what it is.
Boss: What I do know is that's double if you're brought back dead.
Riddick: That's new. Will it be enough to pay your funerals?

Rocket: [jumps on Groot who is fighting the sentry bots] You idiot! How am I supposed to fight these things without my stuff?
Drax the Destroyer: Creepy little beast!
[throws a machine gun to Rocket]
Rocket: Oh yeah!

Nebula: Gamora, you've always been weak! You stupid, traitorous...
[Drax blasts Nebula]
Drax the Destroyer: No one talks to my friends like that.

Nebula: [to Gamora] All any of you do is yell at each other. You're not friends.
Drax: You're right... We're family.

Vargas: One night, three dead. Not sure I'm loving this trend.
Luna: Two dead, one missing.
Vargas: Exactly. Three dead.
Diaz: Well, look at it this way, boys. We might all fit on one ship now.

Drax: [to Quill] There are two types of beings in the universe, those who dance, and those who do not.

[from Trailer]
Mantis: When I touch someone I can feel their feelings.
[touches Quill's hand]
Mantis: You feel... love!
Peter: Yeah, I guess - Yeah, I feel a general unselfish love for everyone.
Mantis: No. *Sexual* love...
Peter: No. No, I don't.
Mantis: [points at Gamora] ... for her!
Peter: No!
[Drax begins laughing hysterically]
Drax: She just told everyone you deepest, darkest secret!
[Drax continues laughing]
Peter: Dude! Come on! I think you're reacting a little bit!
Drax: You must be so embarrassed!
[continues cracking up]
Drax: Do me! Do me! Do me!