30 Best Riddick Quotes

Riddick: So now we zero the clock. Just me and this no-name world. Gotta find that animal side again.

Boss: Lot of good men died here, Riddick. Not sure how I'm supposed to overlook that. Next time.
Riddick: Yeah, things would have been different if they weren't trying to put my head in a box.

Riddick: Some wanted to put a crown on my head. Some wanted to put a noose around my neck.

Riddick: [to Luna] And kid, leave God out of this. He wants no part of what happens next.

Riddick: There are bad days, and then there are legendary bad days. This was shaping up to be one of those. Whole damn planet wanted a piece of me. Can't stay in the open. Can't risk another attack. It's always the punch you don't see coming that puts you down. But why didn't I see it? But why didn't I see it? Of course they were gonna try and kill me. Death is what they do for a living. So the question ain't "What happened?" The question is "What happened to me?"

Riddick: [grabbing him] Are you scared of me?
Moss: Yeah.
Riddick: [knife to his throat] Are they scared of me?
Moss: Yes, they're scared of you.
Riddick: Maybe you're all scared of the wrong thing.

[from trailer]
Riddick: You're not afraid of the dark, are you?

Rubio: [the cyclops sensor unit goes haywire. Sanatna shuts it down by pulling the plug] Thank fucking God!
Santana: Fuck off!

Vargas: I might be able to get the emergency beacon working again.
Luna: That would be like an ambulance calling for an ambulance, isn't it?
Dahl: It's back-up for the fucking back-up. We can't.

Vargas: One night, three dead. Not sure I'm loving this trend.
Luna: Two dead, one missing.
Vargas: Exactly. Three dead.
Diaz: Well, look at it this way, boys. We might all fit on one ship now.

Riddick: Now here's what's gonna happen. In 60 seconds you're gonna take these chains off me. We're gonna make a play for those nodes and get off this rock. But somewhere along the line, when it gets really bad, Johns is gonna fold just like Little Johns did. Then when it's all over and the rest of you are ready for Dead Animal Pickup, I'm gonna go balls deep into Dahl. But only because she asked me to. Sweet-like.
Lockspur: What does he mean, "When things go bad"? What? This doesn't mean qualify as bad?
Dahl: What the fuck is happening? How fucked are we?
Riddick: Who knows how long it will rain? Or just how many of them are buried out there?
Lockspur: He saw it. He saw it with those eyes of his and he didn't even tell us what.

Riddick: When the chains come off Box Boy, you go in the first five seconds.
Santana: Really? And you plan on killing me with what, your mouth?
Riddick: That shiny blade.
Santana: I'd love to see you try.

Santana: Maybe it's time to start merging assets, right?
Boss: So this is you asking for my help?
Santana: This is me saying I may need some of your gear. If some of your guys happen to come attached to that gear, I will understand that's the way it's gotta be.
Boss: So you're asking for my gear's help?
Santana: More like that.
Boss: Moss?
Boss: [Moss leans towards his JetHog and nods] Gear say, "Nah... bitch.
Boss: There's your answer.

Boss: If Riddick comes back here without us, you go ahead, you kill him on general principle.
Dahl: Is that before or after I'm supposed to fuck him?

Santana: [Boss Johns' ship arrives] Shit. Here comes the neighborhood.

Santana: What the fuck do you want, man?
Boss: You know what? I'm gonna fold you in, Santana. But I give orders to Dahl. And Dahl's gonna give orders to you. And that's the chain of command from this point forward.
Santana: Why am I not loving this plan so far? Oh, I know, I know. Because it sucks ass and swallows! I'm not taking orders from your pet whore who think I won't smack her right back...
[Dahl punches Santanta]
Dahl: I don't fuck guys. Occasionally I fuck 'em up if they need it.

Riddick: You can blame him for dangling Furya. Home has a certain equity. But I do blame him for what came next.
Krone: It's a long way to come. For this.
Riddick: This guy with the fucked up face, Krone, he was suppose to be our ride home. But instead of Furya, we wind up someplace called Not Furya. Yet again, someone was trying to play me. So yet again, we play for blood.

Riddick: Three down, eight left. Now, normally I'd just keep going. Six down... Nine down... You get where I'm going with this.

Boss: You know who that was, right? On the emergency beacon?
Santana: Wouldn't be here if i didn't.
Boss: The concept of backup still has no appeal to you?
Santana: My besties here can ball with anyone. No disrespect for your crew, of course, who look strong too, in those matchy-matchy outfits.
Diaz: Shit. Didn't know there was a dress code.
Santana: Yeah, right?

Riddick: Are you scared of me?
Moss: Y... Yeah.
Riddick: Are they scared of me?
Moss: Yes, they're scared of you.
Riddick: Maybe you're all scared of the wrong thing.

Riddick: Didn't know your son was a junky? Johns was like most mercs. They look all stand up and do right, until you cut them open and you find something missing. In his case, a spine.

Riddick: Love those toenails, by the way.
Dahl: Yeah? Predator Pink.
Riddick: Matches your nipples.

[last lines]
Riddick: I'll tell you this, Johns: sooner or later we all have to head home. Tell Dahl to keep it warm for me. And Johns, you keep a strong spine.

Riddick: Somewhere along the way, I lost a step. I got sloppy. Dulled my own edge. Maybe I went and did the worst crime of all... I got civilized.

Riddick: Transcendence. I guess that was Necro speak for "Get the fuck off our ship and make it forever." Fine by me.

[first lines]
Riddick: Don't know how many times I've been crossed off the list and left for dead. Guess when it first happens the day you were born, you're gonna lose count. So this, this ain't nothing new.

Boss: Do you think you can ride one of these things?
Riddick: I'll ride it like I stole it.

Riddick: So what's the bounty at?
Boss: I don't know. I don't care. It's not why I'm here.
Riddick: I bet the big jamoke knows.
Diaz: Yeah. I know exactly what it is.
Boss: What I do know is that's double if you're brought back dead.
Riddick: That's new. Will it be enough to pay your funerals?

Riddick: You grant any last wishes?
Riddick: [to Dahl] I was referring to you.
Dahl: Not that the chains aren't a hot look, but no. I'm not gonna straddle you in front of all these guys.
Riddick: What if I killed all of 'em first?
Dahl: Easy, boy. There's a lot more tranq where that came from.

Consort: So what is the best way to a man's heart?
Riddick: Between the fourth and fifth rib. That's where I usually go. I'll put a twist at the end if I wanna make sure.