The Best Bulma Quotes

Bulma: [on the phone] Vegeta, what's going on in that head of yours, not coming to your pretty wife's birthday party? Make sure you come, you hear me?

Bulma: [to Gohan] What's more important, my birthday or training? How many years have I known your dad?
Kuririn: That reminds me, Bulma, how old are you today?
Bulma: [thumps him] How rude! Why would I tell you that?

Android No.18: Is it true you've prepared a castle and airplane as prizes for the bingo tournament?
Bulma: That's right, but the grand prize is even better!
Android No.18: All right, Krillin, with Marron here that makes three of us! Let's make sure we go home with that second-place castle!
Kuririn: ...You don't want anything more than that?

[eating a raw octopus for lunch]
Bulma: This is delicious!
Vegeta: I will eat it all up!
[he pulls on a tentacle... and gets sprayed with ink]
Trunks: Papa?
Bulma: Vegeta?
Vegeta: DAMN IT!
[everything around him starts to shake and crack...]
Bulma: Vegeta, stay calm!
Trunks: Papa, let's get out of here!
[Trunks and Bulma usher Vegeta out of the restaurant poste-haste]
Bulma: Sorry for the fuss, you guys are welcome to what's left!

Bulma: [slaps Beerus] Listen, this is my birthday party! Either behave yourself or leave!
[Beerus looks at Bulma]
Bulma: What is it? Come on, spit it out!
[Beerus slaps Bulma]
Vegeta: What the hell... what the hell did you do to my Bulma?
[goes Super Saiyan]
Vegeta: Damn you, Beerus, I'll never forgive you for that!