The Best Comandante Quotes

Rollin: I am very embarrassed sir, but... you know the prisoners I brought yesterday? The ones who started the fight?
Comandante: What about them?
Rollin: One of them must have picked my pocket. My watch is gone. It was my father's watch, handed down. I have looked everywhere. They must have it.
Comandante: [exasperated] Well, what do you want *me* to do about it!