The Best Dana Power Quotes

Barney: One time I met a girl... at this very bar...
[flashback]
Barney: I saw that she had the crazy eyes... but I ignored it. And then, sure enough...
[further flashback]
Lauren: Barney, can I ask you a question?
Barney: Anything.
Lauren: Would you like to have a three-some?
Barney: Of course...
Lauren: Great! It would be me, you and Mr Weasels!
[back... to reality]
Ted: So, did you do it ?
Barney: No. It ended up being just the two-some. With the third one watching from a chair.
Ted: Which one were you ?
Barney: [looking askance] I'd rather not say.