The Best David Jennings Quotes

Inspector: [Indicating Murdoch and Crabtree] They will be keeping a keen eye on the prince.
David: Excellent, the prince can be something of a...
Detective: ...pleasure seeker.
David: Yes, that's one way of putting it.
Detective: His reputation precedes him, Sir, but no need to worry; he'll be in good hands.
Inspector: Quite right. Detective Murdoch goes out of his way to avoid pleasure.

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Inspector: Toronto is one of the safest cities in North America.
David: Let us hope so, Inspector. After all, we *are* talking about His Royal Highness Prince Alfred. Queen Victoria is very, very protective over her grandson.
Inspector: I have assigned two very experienced officers to make sure that the Prince's visit goes as planned.
David: There are some lingering concerns.
Inspector: Lingering concerns?
David: The War Office has received information that the Irish may be plotting something against a member of the Royal Family.
Inspector: This is Canada, sir. There's no need to worry about such things.